Kate Stebbs

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum. Life goals: move to Canada or Japan, read all books I can get my hands on, & save all of the senior pets. #SSDGM

[Kate Stebbs @kstebbs]

I just said “bless you” to the guy in the car next to me that sneezed with his windows up. What’s wrong with me???

[Kate Stebbs @kstebbs]

“It is said that time heals all;
yet years turn into decades
which become numbers
in which time itself becomes
Infinite”
-R.L.

[Kate Stebbs @kstebbs]

While I’m not sleeping: how/why the hell am I feeling my eye muscles work for the first time in my entire pointless life????

[Kate Stebbs @kstebbs]

@karl_aa95 @River_Elle girl I’m down. tell me when

[Alex Kack @Alex_Kack]

Guys look I'm famous.

[Tyler Mead @tylerhmead]

Can we make a reality show where we make baby boomers try applying to jobs for the first time in 30 years using their own advice, and see how quickly they have a mental breakdown?

[don’t piss me off @_AYOstasia]

White ppl confuse me. How are you upset that there are Mexicans in Texas when Texas used to be Mexico.............

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Let me be clear - I’m from Texas. I grew up around hunting and guns. There’s a time and place for that and even self protection in ways..but this is different. The system is majorly flawed and NOBODY NEEDS ANYTHING REMOTELY AUTOMATIC. PERIOD. They’re mass killing machines.

[Kate Stebbs @kstebbs]

Chris Harrison: and your new Bachelor is...
@AlexWassabi: *throat noises* meeEeEeEEEEEEE
#WassabiForBachelor 🌹

[Kate Stebbs @kstebbs]

An old guy just parked next to me and literally swings his truck door open and dents my car door WHILE I AM SITTING IN IT!!!! So when older people say that “my generation” is so rude, they need to take a good look in the mirror. #potcallingthekettle

[Nik @stfuIol]

How come when a house is 'haunted' its always a ghost from the 1700s? like imagine a ghost from 2007 screaming "ITS BRITNEY BITCH" at 3 am.

[CCW license - 46 states @skinny_que]

Me listening to how bad things have gotten at my job since I left

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Hey just wait to do a tiktok until everything is okay

[Kate Stebbs @kstebbs]

“Might seduce your dad type” speaks to my soul

[Kate Stebbs @kstebbs]

I’m convinced Terry Crews could play any role in Hollywood and make it 100x better

[Kate Stebbs @kstebbs]

My Target was out of @RachhLoves x @PixiBeautyPH palette after I used up my fave 2 shades, but I bonded with one of the workers who loves it too!!! 😍

[christine schiefer @xtineschiefer]

guys WOW it's hard to be human but I'm so proud of you

[Wayne Jetski M.D. @WayneJetskiii]

THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STEP INSIDE A LONG ISLAND BAGEL SPOT AND DONT RESPECT OUR WOMEN