Keri Stenquist

Everyone's a critic.

[Keri Stenquist @kstenquist]

Stop pretending that your avocado toast tastes better than a bacon egg and cheese

[Keri Stenquist @kstenquist]

@Alanis babe what do you use in your hair? Let us know.

[Keri Stenquist @kstenquist]

Quality stuff!

[Harry @gvillepwick]

@kstenquist u a bitch

[adam @brokeangeI]

wearing black skinny jeans in 90 degree weather is a personality trait don’t listen to anyone who tells you otherwise we’re braver than them

[Keri Stenquist @kstenquist]

Me 900 times a day when my phone autocorrects “I don’t” to I. D.o.n.t

[cory @coryiams]

What Brienne was really writing #GameOfThrones #GameOfThronesFinale

[Keri Stenquist @kstenquist]

Me thinking about the last time I got a decent nights sleep 20 years ago.

[Laura Dern @LauraDern]

Good times.

[Keri Stenquist @kstenquist]

“We couldn’t get leave you a voicemail because your mailbox is full”

My mailbox:
*one thousand voicemails from my mom asking if the DVR is recording The Voice*

[Keri Stenquist @kstenquist]

Me coming home and updating my myspace top 8 after finding out two of my friends hung out after school without me

[adam @brokeangeI]

me searching “how to make my parents get a divorce” when i was 8

[Keri Stenquist @kstenquist]

Me finally emerging from my bedroom for the first time all day to see if dinners ready

[Keri Stenquist @kstenquist]

*opens Instagram on Valentine’s day*

[Dan Duvall @DanDuvallComedy]

My mom has a podcast but you can only hear it if you have the password to my voicemail

[Keri Stenquist @kstenquist]

@cstenquist7 @chris_hynd45 @duds1344 @J_biv22

[Whoa Interesting @WhoaInteresting]

Moose in Alaska

[adam @brokeangeI]

girls with vsco accounts when the sky changes color

[Keri Stenquist @kstenquist]

The most challenging part about the #10yearchallege was realizing I probably had my shit together more 10 years ago than I do now..

[Keri Stenquist @kstenquist]

God sending me signs to make the right choices as a mature adult
Me:

[Keri Stenquist @kstenquist]

I’m just not emotionally or mentally ready to move on from “I’m good luv, enjoy” to “thank u, next”.

[Keri Stenquist @kstenquist]

Me stumbling into my house crossed eyed after accidentally going out on a Tuesday night and making eye contact with my mother

[Keri Stenquist @kstenquist]

I’m more concerned that there are people out there who have been watching The Big Bang Theory for 12 seasons.

[Splitsider @Splitsider]

"The Big Bang Theory" will end after its 12th and final season https://t.co/bOmILriIty