Kelly Stirman

If music be the food of love, play on.

[Kelly Stirman @kstirman]

@mgonto @dscape sorry @mgonto ... i asked and am unable to help

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@PresnellTara @CaltransDist3 @CHP_Truckee 15 mph at exit 165

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@zzzzzzz_tttt @CaltransDist3 @CHP_Truckee 5 mph

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@zzzzzzz_tttt @CaltransDist3 @CHP_Truckee 30 mph now

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@CaltransDist3 @CHP_Truckee Haven't moved more than a few feet since the tweet.

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@AlaskaAir Thanks, finally got through after 130 min. Took another 25 to make changes, but got things sorted.

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@AlaskaAir your current hold time is 10+ hours. I need to change a flight and you say calling is the only option. Your call back option is disabled. My flight leaves in less than 10 hours. What do I do??

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@devonzuegel I think professional sports should be like jury duty too. 🤣

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@MartyGargoyle @darth Here is Judy at Paddington, the other has already found a new family. https://t.co/q0FjPxEEYm

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@MartyGargoyle @darth Good options for you. Pls DM me for details.

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RIP André. You were glorious.

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@hemal You have three typos, Hemal.

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@mijuhan I remember my 5 year old daughter landing on penis surgery after less than 5 min while I was away in the next room. That was more than 10 years ago … YouTube Kids didn’t exist. Now I play it safe with matches and bags of broken glass for the wee ones instead…

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This holiday season, when you look for your booster, ask yourself “where are there more Republicans?” Bay Area options are weeks out, so I looked in Sacramento. Sure enough, loads of next day options. My arms are thankfully sore. (Flu shot same time).

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@pkedrosky @hjluks Improved flexibility is counterintuitive. Why do you think this is?

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@pkedrosky Glorious

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@pkedrosky On roller skates?

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@jessegenet The Sting, The Big Sleep, The Hustler, Color of Money, The Big Short, Uncut Gems, Casino Royale, Silver Linings Playbook, Croupier.

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Hard to beat concerts with your kids.