Kelly Stoddard

Writer, surmiser, fun-atizer.
Opinions are my own.

[Kelly Stoddard @kstoddard]

@Delta Having a really tough time getting support with a mileage issue. Tried contacting messaging, calling, and emailing. Will you please help???

[Kelly Stoddard @kstoddard]

When I say I work with learning robots, this is what I mean. https://t.co/qhHDIP9m4w

[Kelly Stoddard @kstoddard]

@BravoWWHL @whitneywildrose The internet says Heather Gay is 39, not 47.

[X, The Moonshot Factory @Theteamatx]

After nearly 6 years prototyping their technology here at X, our Everyday Robots team is leaving the lab to help their robots learn around campus. At lunch, Googlers might spot a prototype learning to wipe tables in the cafes, push in chairs, and more. https://t.co/idqH5iRAJO

[- @Carl_Hiaasen]

With or without me, Florida will always be wonderfully, unrelentingly weird | Opinion https://t.co/P19YYyF8nM
One for the road.

[Jezebel @Jezebel]

Smith College has responded to a white former employee who very publicly resigned because she found it "racist" that her superiors discouraged her from teaching a library orientation via rap LOL https://t.co/jxH0O7dOzh

[Kelly Stoddard @kstoddard]

This!!!!

[Draymond Green @Money23Green]

Yoooo @KingJames y’all can go to the White House and celebrate y’all title G! 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿

[Kelly Stoddard @kstoddard]

🇺🇸

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We did it, @JoeBiden.

[Linda Dono @LindaDono]

You may not know Rob Hiaasen, John McNamara, Gerald Fischman, Wendi Winters and Rebecca Smith, @MarshallRamsey says. But their co-workers knew that the best way to honor them would be to get out the paper, https://t.co/6jGoP8XaBc #CapitalGazette #shooting #FridayFeeling #cartoon

[Kelly Stoddard @kstoddard]

Gotta love when you're on the plane and @AmericanAir tells you via text that your flight is delayed and 60 mins and then 90 mins. #smh #nocustomerservice

[Kelly Stoddard @kstoddard]

Be like Bill Gates and Warren Buffett: If you’re not spending 5 hours per week learning, you’re being irresponsible https://t.co/zECt50EV0Q

[Kelly Stoddard @kstoddard]

Uber’s new cultural norms https://t.co/zzw4FDVanZ

[Kelly Stoddard @kstoddard]

Content fail at the content strategy conference. #confabint https://t.co/h3HicXwzeP

[Kelly Stoddard @kstoddard]

I mean... https://t.co/PDyjUL9Mmf

[Ginger Problems @GingerProblems]

WHERE 👏 IS 👏 THE 👏 GINGER 👏 EMOJI 👏

[Kelly Stoddard @kstoddard]

I think @Delta apologized to me for giving away my seat, which is nice, but it's tough to tell who Keyy is...😒 https://t.co/oup8rnrFmG

[Delta @Delta]

@kstoddard Sorry Keyy. Not sure what happened. *ACJ

[Kelly Stoddard @kstoddard]

Booked aisle seat, called @Delta assured I had aisle but here I am sitting middle #whathappened?? I know this is #FirstWorldProblems but 😤

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Opinion: "Imagine my horror at discovering that the United States is more calcified by class than Britain" https://t.co/XUU5lYDH2p

[Kelly Stoddard @kstoddard]

Very excited about this! https://t.co/D8DIAsibXM