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I can’t afford to not record

[K$ @ksuter_]

Sorry can’t work this morning, my daughter woke up and asked to watch her uncles (Jonas Brothers music videos)

[Creighton Men’s Basketball @BluejayMBB]

Legacy.

Thank you for everything, Coach Mac.

#GoJays x @CBBonFOX

[K$ @ksuter_]

I wish I could go back in time so I could go to school with Dan Hurley and bully him

[K$ @ksuter_]

My son just took his first steps with the UCONN Illinois game on the tv - fuck you @dhurley15

[Jeremy Wayne Tate @JeremyTate41]

When I shampoo my four-year-old, it sounds exactly like I’ve always imagined a Civil War–era amputation would sound with no anesthesia.

[K$ @ksuter_]

@paramountplus why THE FUCK did you take blues clues and you off of the subscription does no one that works there have a three year old?! WE CANT LIVE LIKE THIS

[Creighton Men’s Basketball @BluejayMBB]

The Bluejays get the win in the first exhibition of the season!

#GoJays

[K$ @ksuter_]

We’re out of half and half so deciding between ice cream and breast milk for my matcha this morning, cute

[JP💰 @Awakenjp]

someone needs to blow up that hospital

[K$ @ksuter_]

His ig handle will be changed to just his name before posting the wedding photos guaranteed

[K$ @ksuter_]

The way I am not phased by (enjoy?) listening to the same kid’s songs on repeat for an hour(s) must trace back to listening to every new Jonas Brothers single on repeat for days on end as a tween

[kate 𐦖 @myctorae]

A husband is a doordasher that you marry

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Pretty much the gayest post from the government since legalizing same sex marriage in 2015.

[K$ @ksuter_]

My daughter just hugged and said “I love you” to the very deflated balloon I was planning on throwing away while she was asleep so fuck me

[K$ @ksuter_]

My toddler just started chanting “go big blue” watching the Creighton game I am gagged we are the definition of a divided household

[Leah Williams @leahgwilliams]

anthropologie is less a store to me and more something akin to a children’s museum sensory experience

[K$ @ksuter_]

Gia just asked what the I was for in this picture and I just said, “don’t worry about it you’ll never have to use one”

[maha @mahaaaay]

human beings saw this and still made salesforce

[K$ @ksuter_]

Sleeping while pregnant

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.