Naive Bartman 🦁

The rest of the interview will be centaur questions.

[Naive Bartman 🦁 @KSwartzendruber]

When Patrick Mahomes looked back, he noticed two sets of footprints. One belonged to him and one belonged to the refs... #ThatsWhenIWasCarryingYou

[Naive Bartman 🦁 @KSwartzendruber]

Why is everyone smashing the fuck out of their cheeseburgers??

[Naive Bartman 🦁 @KSwartzendruber]

Hardest jobs:
1. Brain surgeon
2. Rocket scientist
3. Writing closed captions for Quinn Buckner

[Naive Bartman 🦁 @KSwartzendruber]

@SInow @ByPatForde Not as bad as Andrew Luck.

[Naive Bartman 🦁 @KSwartzendruber]

@ElonMNews Fucking A!

[Naive Bartman 🦁 @KSwartzendruber]

@Swanky1BORO I like it. It's a metaphor for how they reach their peak together, in the regular season, then all come crashing down to reality together in the tournament.

[FPL Blues @ft_98765]

PJ Walker's best weapons for Cleveland's game winning drive 🔥
#refs #colts

[Mike Greenberg @Espngreeny]

Boy, did the #Colts ever get royally screwed this afternoon.

[Naive Bartman 🦁 @KSwartzendruber]

This Alcaraz character looks kinda like Chaka from Land Of The Lost.
#WimbledonFinal

[Naive Bartman 🦁 @KSwartzendruber]

Well, the air quality is getting back to normal, which means I'll be forced to admit I'm just reeeally out of shape again.

[Naive Bartman 🦁 @KSwartzendruber]

Well, fuck. Somebody put Do You Know About Jesus mini-pamphlets in the candy dish at work. Smdh

[Naive Bartman 🦁 @KSwartzendruber]

Where did this Chinese air come from?? #cantbreathe #MaskUp #globalharming #wakeupsheeple #sorryIsaidSheeple

[Naive Bartman 🦁 @KSwartzendruber]

Why did they wait 3 days to get the "world's best equipment" involved in this search?

[Naive Bartman 🦁 @KSwartzendruber]

I have this thing where I never get any sleep.

[Naive Bartman 🦁 @KSwartzendruber]

Nobody cares about your loud motorcycle radio

[Naive Bartman 🦁 @KSwartzendruber]

We live in a time when Maroon 5 is considered a top 5 "band", but nobody ever talks about Jamiroquai.

[Naive Bartman 🦁 @KSwartzendruber]

@SInow It's Andrew Luck.

[Naive Bartman 🦁 @KSwartzendruber]

@Crabtre36414530 @EndWokeness Right? Just teach f-ing class.

[Naive Bartman 🦁 @KSwartzendruber]

@ColtsTopic @GreggDoyelStar with another question from his compost bin. Embarrassing.

[Naive Bartman 🦁 @KSwartzendruber]

@ColtsFanCole @NaptownCrown @GreggDoyelStar @mattwandel42 Dead on. I'm a parent living this. Pressure to perpetuate what was a social choice at age 11 for my kid is real. Not every kid is the same, of course. But mine was searching for an identity, was told about the "T", CHOSE this extreme life and its dogma. I support no matter what🖤