curtis

[curtis @kswifty50]

Airfryin and jackin off can’t beat it man

[curtis @kswifty50]

2500 vbucks and I drop my jawns

[curtis @kswifty50]

What’s more zesty? Using an umbrella or driving with two hands

[curtis @kswifty50]

Motherfucker tip #2 clean your room before a bitch comes over then tell her to “excuse the mess, I’ve been so busy I haven’t been able to tidy up in awhile. You have now become mr responsibility in her eyes.

[curtis @kswifty50]

Yogurtmale tip #1 call in to work and say you lost a relative and won’t make it in to work. Then show up and claim that “Iosing uncle Lewis made me feel bad, but I felt worse knowing I was letting you and the fellas in the office down boss” 😭😭😭

[curtis @kswifty50]

Walking around campus with earbuds is such a game changer. Really has me strolling thru the quad like I don’t have a 3.5 in penis and raisin balls #sobthegang

[curtis @kswifty50]

All it takes is one baby let’s ride #finals (if I don’t pass I’ll be ripping cigs and pounding nails)

[curtis @kswifty50]

Not sure what this means but anyhow I’d plug tf outta pokimane yo.

[pokimane @pokimanelol]

stop sexualizing people without their consent.

that’s it, that’s the tweet.

[curtis @kswifty50]

Greg d

[curtis @kswifty50]

When I get up in it I might have to stay in.

[curtis @kswifty50]

Ledickinmymouthanidgaf

[§ @hejtweeter]

Lebron since deleting this tweet:

34 PPG
8.8 RPG
7.2 APG
5-1 record

[curtis @kswifty50]

I wanna break this chello

[curtis @kswifty50]

Type shit I’m on

[curtis @kswifty50]

Me in 4 years when my future employer pulls up this exact twitter account during my interview. #rodrickrules #cantcancelcruton

[curtis @kswifty50]

Curtis tip #33: Always tell a girl you’re a virgin before you smash, so you exceed her expectations. #sandbag #hahamadeyoufuck #crutuslations

[curtis @kswifty50]

23 shit

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Gucci bucket