lil colonoscopy

[lil colonoscopy @kt5500]

*goes into the ditch*
Apple Maps: proceed to the route

bitch if I could I would

[lil colonoscopy @kt5500]

She must be hella insecure to put up with you. I feel bad.

[user @user0000O0]

getting apologies with no change

[lil colonoscopy @kt5500]

You don’t get to dictate my life anymore.

[lil colonoscopy @kt5500]

you need that purse puppy to keep your ego big.

[lil colonoscopy @kt5500]

one of my first big purchases on my moms credit card was for a penguin live stream.

[lil colonoscopy @kt5500]

Actually, it seems as if it was ALL projection.

[lil colonoscopy @kt5500]

“Maybe she learned her name wasn’t Kevin…”

[lil colonoscopy @kt5500]

Who wanna uber me around

[lil colonoscopy @kt5500]

Thinking about having a garage sale.

[lil colonoscopy @kt5500]

If I went to cops, they would say it’s theft.

[lil colonoscopy @kt5500]

I’ll change the passwords so fast.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

do boys ever lay down at night and regret the way they hurt the sweet girl who cared for them more than anyone

[💗 @ma1ybe]

anyone who makes you sad on your birthday hates you

[lil colonoscopy @kt5500]

Why tf did you go and do that?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“weekends are for having fun”

me :

[lil colonoscopy @kt5500]

HAVE it.

[lil colonoscopy @kt5500]

lol