katie♛

I’m good luv, enjoy 🥰

[katie♛ @kt_c0llran]

How is marijuana not legal but tequila is?? Asking for a friend...

[myo 🧸 #core4fc @cinnomng1rl]

MADISON PETTIS ATEEEEE AND LOOKS GORG

[Brandon 🎉 @brandonhli]

Hotels > @Airbnb, a horror story 🫠

It’s 2:30am in London. Flight delayed 3 hours. Raining.

I message our host that we’re going to miss the check in window. There’s a fee. Weird since it’s self check in, but ok

We get to the airbnb and the lockbox doesn’t work.

Rain, rain..

[katie♛ @kt_c0llran]

@StephenPunwasi @StillAStrangerr https://t.co/Psm7MrpcCQ

It gets worse … this is insane 🤦‍♀️😂

[katie♛ @kt_c0llran]

@__dime Botox 💉

[katie♛ @kt_c0llran]

Is the world giving Great Depression 2.0 or am I in a simulation

[Thick Saban ✨ @RaveenTheDream]

“If my child can’t Doordash neither can the teacher”

We’ve truly lost the art of kids understanding they can’t do what adults can do.
If you can Doordash you can pack your child a lunch stink!

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

If your job requires a college degree, you should be able to write-off your student loan payments as a business expense the way CEOs write off their private jets and yachts for their jobs which require neither.

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

CNN thinks that Nevada is Arizona

[katie♛ @kt_c0llran]

You know what language I don’t speak ?? Memes. I just always manage to do too much idk

[katie♛ @kt_c0llran]

Call me crazy but I don’t understand the hype around getting a period and why people born without one would want one bc this shit is nothing but an inconvenience

[katie♛ @kt_c0llran]

KISSES 💋💋💋💋💋

[katie♛ @kt_c0llran]

Latrell being an only child enables me to hoard clothes even worse than I did on my own 🥴 we collectively have half a department store if anybody wants to come shop hml for an appointment bc the rate at which I buy hangers but remove nothing from my closet is getting out of hand

[katie♛ @kt_c0llran]

Halfway through 2023 and there’s still people driving by themselves with masks on 😮‍💨😮‍💨

[j :* @bvbyskitty]

me forcing my man to do everything w me bcs im a baby

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

“do you remember?”

me:

[katie♛ @kt_c0llran]

Just letting everyone know that I am taking a hiatus from people/social media while I troll Amazon all day every day from now through prime day finding ALL the deals if you need me sell something I need on Amazon or wait until July 13th when I fully recover thank yew

[Rihanna @rihanna]

Bad Gal billi …

wit no new album…

lemme talk my shit 😜🇧🇧