I stayed at someone's house last week and they have a cat. And I never knew this but, when you go to sleep... cats just wander about the house catting all night? You can't "put a cat to bed"?! The cat just... gets the house for a while?! Fucking nuts.
if I landed a plane on my own after my teacher killed himself in front of me and they used HIS photo in the news I would find his body and throw it out another plane
Travis Kelce says he got hammered and thought he was about to get rich off Warren Buffett. Then he opened his mouth
“I go to a huge music festival in the Hamptons. I go with a bunch of guys from New York in the money world, finance guys”
“I immediately start having beverages, the Kelce way. I get shitfaced. Don’t even know who’s performing”
“A guy comes up and says, ‘Dude, Buffett’s here. He wants to meet you.’ I’m like, Holy sh*t, that’s big money. I’m way too hammered to talk finances”
“Get a water, get it together. I go meet Buffett, shake his hand, and we have the best conversation I’ve ever had in my life. He’s smiling ear to ear. I’m thinking I’m gonna be rich, he’s gonna invite me in on all his investments”
“And he starts telling me this story about picking up the guitar in high school. And I go, right to his face: ‘No way. Warren Buffett played the guitar?’”
“And his face went from smiling ear to ear to not smiling at all… and then he got tapped on the shoulder because he had to go sing Margaritaville”
“That was me mistaking Jimmy Buffett for Warren Buffett”
You don’t see stuff like this during other World Cups. There’s a whole generation discovering America for the first time right now without the news and the BS and they freaking LOVE it.