Catie ✨🐊🔮

I would cut the honourable gentleman's throat if I had the chance 🔪
29. She/Her. No Minors. Multi. @mustephar is my dyad. Real Life Nurse™️

[Bruce Radley @bruceradley]

the life before this tweet:

[Benjamin Dictor @BenjaminDictor]

Boston — I was unfamiliar with your game.

[julia @juumelo_]

I got that deer in me (big sad brown eyes & the urge to run into oncoming traffic)

[Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astro_jaz]

“your 20s are the best years of your life”

okay then why do i feel like this

[Catie ✨🐊🔮 @kt_the_witch]

hey so please get out of my brain

[PLUEY . STARDUST @aziebites]

me, age 7: wow! my mom says im really mature for my age and she always wants my input on her interpersonal problems! awesome!

me, age 27: i have to solve every problem my friends have ever even if i am not directly involved or i am overcome by unbearable guilt

[🌸🦄🩷unicornthorns🩷🦄🌸 @T_Marie60]

If you don’t live In Florida you don’t get to complain about Florida
real ones talk about about how the gentrification and snow birds are over crowding slowly ruining the flow of things
And trying to turn certain areas into something they’re not

[teddy | kkenpilled @henrylethm]

this is the worst state because of the humidity. but the cultural diversity, the people here, are beautiful and there would be so much lost without this state. florida needs to be saved

[astro in real time @astroinrealtime]

a surprise is coming your way, gemini. be ready for it.

[aly! ଘ(*. .)੭ @theblessedbhie]

everything will work out for you this october because you are hot and insane

[Catie ✨🐊🔮 @kt_the_witch]

@nocturnalprn oh cool no way!!!!🩷

[julia @juumelo_]

not letting ur gf bite you is inherently evil

[emily may @emilykmay]

we already had the perfect tweet for the western massachusetts mask bar.

[Rose 🥀 @roseknowsxx]

be hot. smoke weed. fight for a free palestine. repeat.

[˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @xxk1llsw1tchxx]

She’s a 10 but she bites

[Catie ✨🐊🔮 @kt_the_witch]

@circletwts yep 😭

[Catie ✨🐊🔮 @kt_the_witch]

@circletwts unless we’re talking about the people who got kicked out of the lesbian bar in Portland for being terfs

[Catie ✨🐊🔮 @kt_the_witch]

@circletwts The bar in question was a mandated KN95 or better space and the owner decided (in an attempt to make more money considering she’s essentially homeless and her two business partners bailed) to make Saturday masks optional and people crucified her for it✌🏻

[Catie ✨🐊🔮 @kt_the_witch]

@circletwts https://t.co/BIK907ef2O

[The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe]

A lesbian bar in Greenfield eased its stringent mask mandate, a decision that has splintered the queer community in the city and beyond. https://t.co/FuaTxqqjso