Kevin Applegate

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@mpvickers75 @iamkjm @CatholicCubsFan Especially Frank. You don’t even wanna know, man.

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@LeBatardShow @Liraf21 “C”mon, I’m he-ah! Kill me! Do it now, I’m he-ah! Stuuuuuu! I’m doin a thing!”

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@DannyBKelly But that’s already Malcolm Butler

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@thedad Especially if you only knew one song. My girls will never hear the end of it if “Santa Monica” by Everclear comes on around me.

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@midnight The Indoor-Go Girls #StayHomeBands

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@SportsCenter @stephenasmith The botched hands-to-the-face calls suck. But scoring plays are supposed to be automatically reviewed, and they STILL don’t look at this for more than 5 seconds? It’s just terrible all around.

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@TDMaiste13 @CCdaboss98 @MatthewBerryTMR I’d say so...but I’m just here for the Jones TD too haha

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@MatthewBerryTMR If all scoring plays are reviewed, why is this a TD?

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@HaleyOSomething @ringer @rodger Bonus points to the Seattle Ironmen for a mascot appearing terrified and horrible at the sport?

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@LeBatardShow @WhatHeLooksLike Bill O’Brien looks like dogs sniff his chin.

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@LeBatardShow Andre Iguodala looks like Paul Pierce with a gym membership

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@iamcolinquinn CQ is confused, that wasn't The Who and The Boss, it was the kid who played Jonathan on Who's The Boss.

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Duran said "no mas"...you'll be begging "no Mormon." @midnight #RomneyTrashTalk

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O'J #MakeACelebrityIrish @midnight

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If you can't beat phlegm, join phlegm @midnight #SnotQuotes

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So uh...maybe that hashtag "#flexball" behind Brady for this presser wasn't the best idea.

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Pallor-ish @midnight #ElderlyTVShows

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L. Ron Hubbard books from your parish priest #AwkwardSecretSanta @midnight

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Dr. StrangeCourtneyLove #SciFiBands @midnight

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@firstoverwall @iamcolinquinn Nothing says "random" like painstakingly planning out an entire month.