Katie Bland

[Katie Bland @ktblabla]

"Thank you. That's a really hard song." Ummmm, nailed it? #actorlife

[Katie Bland @ktblabla]

Are you finally a grown-up when you won't let someone hug you because 'it's too hot!'?

[Katie Bland @ktblabla]

I know it's still a bit before the government supports women's issues, but until then can we at least quit it with the dirty old man jokes?

[Katie Bland @ktblabla]

Workout plans thwarted by farmer's market. Go to Fairway to stress eat instead. At register realize I don't have my wallet. #alldayfail

[Katie Bland @ktblabla]

Nothing like new exciting films! #astoriascreeningfestival #frameworkproductions

[Katie Bland @ktblabla]

Just now realizing how inappropriate the band name Cherry Poppin Daddies is...

[Katie Bland @ktblabla]

When I'm famous, I will need someone hired just to slap desserts and cheese out of my hand... #BeautyStandards

[Katie Bland @ktblabla]

Just realized the outfit I'm wearing today is the exact same on silhouette to my favorite outfit in kindergarten. #somethingsneverchange

[Katie Bland @ktblabla]

My brain use to be filled with things like calculus and simple geography. That went out to make room for drink recipes and Wicked lyrics...

[Katie Bland @ktblabla]

My northeast geography is so bad that I thought the guy next to me headed to Philly was on the wrong train headed south... #geografacts

[Katie Bland @ktblabla]

Watched #unhunghero about a man who learns to accept his small penis. So ladies, grab your A cups and say "I AM ENOUGH" #feminism

[Katie Bland @ktblabla]

So excited to see @julieklausner perform for the first time tonight at Joes Pub! And to say farewell to my dearest friend, Karyn 😢

[Katie Bland @ktblabla]

First standup open mike for me at 11! If anyone wants to come out and support it's at This Theatre on 29th and 7th!

[Katie Bland @ktblabla]

It's that time of year where every workout somehow takes place in a hot room. Now the cat calls have gone from 'you pretty' to 'you sweaty'

[Katie Bland @ktblabla]

More construction workers on the walk back home. Makes me REALLY wish I had fixed the camel toe. #freeshowencore #thankslululemon

[Katie Bland @ktblabla]

They were very complimentary after the workout in a non cat call way. Nice to be encouraged after dying in the heat.

[Katie Bland @ktblabla]

Did insanity at the pier when all the construction workers came out for tier ouch break... #freeshow

[Katie Bland @ktblabla]

Thigh-tastic ladies, don't you hate it when the inseams on all your pants rip at the same time? How does Beyoncé deal with it?

[Katie Bland @ktblabla]

The good news is the cute guy also missed the exit. #istillgotit

[Katie Bland @ktblabla]

Just rushed past a cute guy on the subway platform so he could check out my ass and...walked right past the exit. #vanity #singlelife