katie

my stream of consciousness

[katie @ktcop]

they should make another national treasure where nicolas cage goes to area 51 and finds aliens

[katie @ktcop]

seriously. we had to write an alternate ending to the giver and I made everyone vampires.

[katie @ktcop]

I’d like to take this time to publicly apologize to my 7th grade creative writing teacher

who had to read my vampire/twilight fan fic for every assignment

[katie @ktcop]

girls love to be like “i’d never date a guy under 6 feet” and then date a guy that cheats

[katie @ktcop]

I need airplanes to start adding in where exactly the window is on their seat maps

so I know if it fits in my ideal head-leaning-sleep-position for these 4 hour flights

[katie @ktcop]

if I ever ask what day of the week it is someone pls remind me to take my birth control

[katie @ktcop]

you’re welcome to my job that any time I’m sad I just throw myself into my work

[katie @ktcop]

I drank half a bottle of shitty barefoot wine 3 days ago

so naturally my digestive system has been in shambles ever since

[katie @ktcop]

if a restaurant in the Denver area could come up with a curry flight

red
yellow
green
panang
side of rice and roti

any way that would be great

[katie @ktcop]

something about me is I will never admit that I moved to be with a man

[katie @ktcop]

you ever go to hit snooze in the morning but but realize it’s actually your anxiety waking you up?

[katie @ktcop]

if I’m ever eating any kind of bowl of vegetables just know that I haven’t pooped in several days

[katie @ktcop]

if a a friend ever tearfully tells me that someday I’ll be in her wedding I know that friendship is doomed

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International Women’s Month turning transphobic was not on my 2023 bingo card

[katie @ktcop]

like why do we have little furry engineers in the forest?

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if you really think about it beavers should be mythical animals

[katie @ktcop]

I own one candle and that’s the fewest candles I’ve owned since I was 13

[katie @ktcop]

I was today years old when I learned that a Harper Avery wasn’t a real award for doctors

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is stick it trending on everyone’s tiktok or am i just bi?

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if there is one thing I can say with absolute certainty I won’t be doing as a mom it’s elf on a shelf

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I was an adult when I learned that capybaras weren’t mythical creatures?