Katie Anderson

teaching. food. cats. jokes. married to @iancanderson

[Katie Anderson @ktdanderson]

@AskinOb Just mistook Carey for Emily in an upcoming movie, wondered if anyone else had done this, googled it, and found this tweet.

[Katie Anderson @ktdanderson]

Imagine being married to this mind.

[ian.the @IanCAnderson]

I don’t always hydrate, but when I do, I carbohydrate

[Katie Anderson @ktdanderson]

@IanCAnderson Meanwhile, RW did that whole special probably definitely under the influence of a comedic performance enhancing drug.

[ian.the @IanCAnderson]

New comorbidities added to the vaccine eligibility list:

Dadbod
Still likes Nickelback
Can’t remember dreams
Unibrow
Jealousy

[Katie Anderson @ktdanderson]

@IanCAnderson They’re literally hiring children these days, smdh.

[Katie Anderson @ktdanderson]

@Nanarod2010 Sure! Do you have any apples you can bring?

[Katie Anderson @ktdanderson]

@musicaldraglove Hi! I have a dodo code if you want to visit! I’ll be on for another 30 min.

[Katie Anderson @ktdanderson]

@ISatovs 32nkt

[ian.the @IanCAnderson]

Try to explain to an alien why it’s called “pottery barn kids”

[ian.the @IanCAnderson]

We’re calling this Buttigiexit, right?

[LeahNTorres.bsky.social @LeahNTorres]

You know why “prenatal care” is a thing?

Because pregnancy risks people’s health and lives.

Therefore, if you think prenatal care is health care, then abortion is also health care.

It’s not an opinion: it’s fact.

[Katie Anderson @ktdanderson]

@ethanfry Nooooooo

[Katie Anderson @ktdanderson]

@IanCAnderson @GFontenot This was not vetted by The Wife.

[Katie Anderson @ktdanderson]

@IanCAnderson @GFontenot I TOLD YOU NOT TO TWEET THAT ONE.

[Katie Anderson @ktdanderson]

@IanCAnderson Burn it down. We are moving.

[Katie Anderson @ktdanderson]

@IanCAnderson Delete your account

[Katie Anderson @ktdanderson]

@IanCAnderson What a gift! 😍

[Katie Anderson @ktdanderson]

This is my husband. He’s smart and is going to talk smart words at MIT. Get into it. https://t.co/KbpKlmajeR

[thoughtbot @thoughtbot]

Interested in @elmlang? @IanCAnderson is talking about writing mobile apps in elm at @bostonelm on Thursday! https://t.co/HfQDqFStcJ

[Katie Anderson @ktdanderson]

Let the record show that I discovered this pun before @IanCAnderson and he is the one that ordered this