KT

bro stop

[KT @ktdoubleyaa]

Other ppl: just got pregnant or engaged

Me: just got alcohol poisoning

#ok

[Discounted Trash Flow @DiscountedTF]

I'm happy to announce that I can't take it anymore

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

sorry i can't come out tonight i have Bed

[Mykhaïlo Golub @golub]

What a shame

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

somebody from the plane crash was airlifted to a trauma center. imagine them sending you back into the air

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

mainly i want the eagles to win the super bowl because we would get an absolutely bonkers and perfect episode of abbott elementary out of it

[melissa broder @melissabroder]

it's like i always say: fuck

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

One more selfie for the road. We love you, America.

[:3than @itsflanagain]

Ever since I was a little kid I knew that I wanted to be late for work

[Jamie @spacej_me]

My therapist always starts our session with “How are you?” and I always say “I’m good!” and then spend the next hour talking about how I am decidedly Not Good.

[iconnorpop @iconnnorpop]

Grow up

[suki ❄️ @sukijadedd]

“are you stupid?”

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