Katy Teller

Plotting to take over the world in 140 characters or less. It is very slow going.

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Staying at The Edison means I can spend my free time staring longingly at @HamiltonMusical

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Four hours, and as many cups of coffee later and welcome to Newark.

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Off to the airport. I'd happy dance but I haven't had my coffee yet.

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Aww DPN, no.

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You know what would be super great. If my jeans were dry before work.

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I am officially to old to do cartwheels. Oh god, my poor muscles.

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Do I really need you to tell me to peel the bananas before I put them into the banana bread? Is that a thing people need to be told.

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Alright you little bugger, you had better show your face right now! Stupid dropped stitch.

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If I finish knitting this hat I can get some ice cream. That's a deal I just made with myself.

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Everything is happiness and rainbows!!!! #LoveWins

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It's scone time bitches.

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Accidentally left my lipstick in the car during a Texas summer. RIP red lipstick.

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I had a dream that I joined the peace corps. My dream parents were pretty mad about it for some reason.

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Drinky drink drink.

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So much hair dye!

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I will celebrate my triumphant trip to ikea with pizza rolls.

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The sun finally came out after weeks of rain and as a result I am fried to a crisp.

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Awww... Bitty baby Bradley Whitford.

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That is not a burrito. That is a spring roll.

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Being an adult means no one can tell me not to drink wine out of my Thor cup.