rizzo✵

happy to be here 🌊🔅

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Why use a subway when you've got these wheels?

[gabe @PlayoffTanaka_]

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

A latte is really just an excuse for adults to order warm milk without sounding like a baby

[rizzo✵ @kterrizzi]

Always sleepy except for when it’s time to sleep

[𝓒𝓾𝓹𝓬𝓪𝓴𝓮. 🧁 @barbiepinkgirlx]

Y’all gotta stop believing you look like Rip just because you bought a cowboy hat 🤠

[rizzo✵ @kterrizzi]

@millymills__ lil munchkin

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

A helicopter with a giant Messi jersey was seen flying over Rosario, Argentina 🇦🇷🐐🚁

(via @ConclusionRos)

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

THE @USMNT IS MOVING ON 🇺🇸🙌

[rizzo✵ @kterrizzi]

corporate America sucks

[rizzo✵ @kterrizzi]

@millymills__ please 😭

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

me: why tf does my back hurt?

also me:

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

The older I am the more relatable this gets

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

We love you pal. You’re incredible. We are all having the best time watching you. Thank you.

[Hannah ⭐️ @hvnnvhr]

My boyfriend said he can drop us off for Sunday mimosas if yours can pick us up

[rizzo✵ @kterrizzi]

@millymills__ quack ❤️💚

[sarah @heavenbrat]

men used to go to war now they want to be the little spoon

[rizzo✵ @kterrizzi]

💣ers

[rizzo✵ @kterrizzi]

doing better than you

[rizzo✵ @kterrizzi]

I will never forgive buyrite for moving across the street in silverton