katie 🤎

[𝔾✨ @_graycexx]

It's okay to buy more bags sweetie, some people are buying drugs

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

We want the Death Penalty for anyone who rapes a child.

[katie 🤎 @KTeweiss]

Like deadass 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Yesterday i was DL @MiintCondition]

“Do he got a brother?” Girl do you like my nigga????

[ᴄrissy @1nonlycs]

ok well i got too much going on rn to gaf

[Georgey @georgeszzn]

i wish we could have subtitles in real life bc i really can’t hear anything anyone else is saying

[yapper @nonsenseig]

The summer i turned insane

[Muffin @PaataNahiYar]

Me trying to hurt people like they do to me

[Meg @heirmeg]

at marshalls, who need a true religion portable charger

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

i was killed 17 times this month

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

If you add me to a group chat, just know I’m muting it almost instantly

[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

G I will watch a bitch story on they birthday all the way to the end and still not tell them happy birthday

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

"Are you busy?"
Me: No

*Incoming video call*

[Jule @pissjulepod]

My boobs are big because that's where I store all my joy and whimsy

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me waiting for my phone to stop ringing so I can continue using it

[7rq @gloccnim]

No one:

Me watching carpet cleaning videos at 2am:

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Why is it that when I eat breakfast, I get hungry again within 2 hours, but if I skip it, I can go almost the entire day without cravings?

[kay🔆 @novusluna]

Me grabbing clothes out the dryer without a basket

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you take a nap so good you thought you missed the school bus but it's sunday and you're 41