katie

hello, it’s me

[katie @ktgotta]

Goodnight to everyone except Terry McLaurin

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Terry McLaurin with my fantasy championship on the line:

[Michigan State Men's Basketball @MSU_Basketball]

GO GREEN

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

Michigan State is DANCING!

#MarchMadness @MSU_Basketball

[katie @ktgotta]

@erastourticks Stuck in a loop on row 8. Don’t think it’s legit

[katie @ktgotta]

Shame on you @nytmay @nytimes - this is disgusting.

[Justin Spiro @DarkoStateNews]

3 innocent college students were just executed, 5 more are fighting for their lives in critical condition, and an entire community is in shambles.

Let’s throw it to @nytmay for an update on Larry Nassar.

[MSU Police and Public Safety @msupolice]

SUSPECT PHOTOS: The suspect is a Black male, shorter in stature, red shoes, jean jacket, wearing a baseball cap that is navy with a lighter brim.

[katie @ktgotta]

As the bears officially close out the season with the worst record in the NFL, please enjoy my favorite video from the double doink era

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

You could say Chicago isn’t too happy with Cody Parkey right now @barstoolchicago

[katie @ktgotta]

Imagine being stuck in rubble from an earthquake and a rat saves you

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

🐀 Rats are being trained to be sent into earthquake debris wearing tiny backpacks so that rescue teams can talk to survivors 🧵👇

[katie @ktgotta]

This but add Aquarius women to the top tier

[joshua @goshjosh02]

I said what I said

[katie @ktgotta]

In case anyone was curious about the housing market in Minneapolis- we put an offer in on a home $42,000 above listing price and waived inspection. We didn’t get it.

[katie @ktgotta]

@hollyjustjolly Maybe time to look closer at my company’s European wing 😔

[katie @ktgotta]

Just lost wordle for the first time ever so I’m gonna go off myself

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[katie @ktgotta]

Somebody block Twitter on my phone for me -xoxo, an anxious Aquarius who can’t work in these conditions but needs money to live

[katie @ktgotta]

This is my new favorite skit of all time

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Peyton Manning absolutely killed it on SNL, funniest segment I’ve seen on SNL in years.

[katie @ktgotta]

Me when I go to target and see the L’Oreal section empty

[Big Blue Drew @BigBlueDrew33]

Just pulled into a DQ drive thru for a blizzard. Dude tells me they’re out or Reese’s. I say no problem not your fault. He dead ass goes “that’s where you’re wrong. I do the ordering and I’ve been slacking.” ☠️ 😂

[katie @ktgotta]

@YugimonMaster19 Omg I thought I was the only one with this fear

[katie @ktgotta]

Got home from work and immediately took a vitamin d gummy