Kimberly Toth

I am not for everyone...

[Kimberly Toth @KTHarlot]

Fireworks should be like porn...only performed by professionals.
#FourthofJuly
#fireworks #America

[Kimberly Toth @KTHarlot]

Even though McDonald's Breakfast Value Menu has more eggs than my 50yr old single mother...this is some bullshit.
#catsjudgingthesupremecourt #Caturday
#WomensRightsAreHumanRights #RoeVWade #SupremeCourt

[Kimberly Toth @KTHarlot]

"The prostitution rests, Your Honor"
#TeamDepp #AmberHeardlsALiar #AmberHeard #JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeardTrial

[Kimberly Toth @KTHarlot]

In all fairness...it could have been more exciting if Chris Rock made a joke about Mike Tysons wife.
#AcademyAwards #Oscars2022 #Oscar #WillSmith #chrisrock #willsmithchrisrock

[Kimberly Toth @KTHarlot]

I don't watch the Winter Olympics because I have PTSD from my failed 1970s Dorothy Hamill haircut...my mom took me to "Fantastic Sams" and I ended up looking like Alan Alda...
@d_hamill1
#WinterOlympics #WinterOlympics2022 #Beijing2022WinterOlympics #Beijing2022

[Kimberly Toth @KTHarlot]

Happy "Cousins were Storming the Capitol and Not Fucking Each Other" Day.
Looking back on photos...my broken comb from 1985 has more teeth than those 10k hillbillies combined.
#CapitolRiot #insurrection #January #January6thInsurrection

[Kimberly Toth @KTHarlot]

I can't wait for the "McMeta Burger"...you don't even have to order, McDonald's will know exactly what you want.
#Meta #Metaverse #Zuckerberg #socialmedia

[Kimberly Toth @KTHarlot]

"Folksonomy" is a synonym for "Meta"....Zuckerberg should have renamed Facebook "Folksodomy" since thanks to data sharing, he's fucked everyone in the ass.
#MarkZuckerberg #Meta #Facebook #Metaverse #Metaverso

[Kimberly Toth @KTHarlot]

I just logged on to Facebook and IG...it lasted 30 seconds...Zuckerberg should have created Viagra.
#facebookdown #facebookoutage
#facebookcrash #instagramdown #instagramdisabled
#instagramisdown

[Kimberly Toth @KTHarlot]

#facebookdown #instadown #Zuckerberg #WhatsApp #whatsappdown #facebookwhistleblower

[Kimberly Toth @KTHarlot]

Since Facebook and Instagram are down...I wish I had stock in Pornhub.
#facebookdown #Zuckerberg #instagramdisabled #instadown #facebookwhistleblower #facebookoutage #instagramisdown

[Kimberly Toth @KTHarlot]

Glad I'm at the age where I have as many eggs in my body as a vegan restaurant.
#TexasAbortionLaw #TexasHandmaidsTale #AbortionBan

[Kimberly Toth @KTHarlot]

I was going to send "Happy National Dog Day" to my exes who cheated... but I didn't want to offend an entire loyal wolf species.
#nationaldogday2021 #NationalDogDay #InternationalDogDay #singlechickthoughts

[Kimberly Toth @KTHarlot]

It's International Cat Day...so Happy Valentine's Day to all my single friends around the world.
#InternationalCatDay

[Kimberly Toth @KTHarlot]

Bezos walked on his penis shaped spaceflight like he is a damn cowboy...he should have named his billion dollar rocket "NotBrokeBack Mountain"
#BlueOrigin #Bezos #JeffBezos #spaceflight

[Kimberly Toth @KTHarlot]

Finally watching "Queen of Meth" and keep thinking it would be way more impressive if Discovery+ threw in a few Corgis and called the documentary "Queen Elizameth"...
#DiscoveryPlus #queenofmeth #loriarnold

[Kimberly Toth @KTHarlot]

@AmericanAir
I've sent multiple emails about my disastrous first class expensive flight in Feb and have not heard back. I would advise you to reply with a priority contact before you read about it.

[Kimberly Toth @KTHarlot]

On Earth Day, I suggest drinking wine straight from the bottle so you don't waste water cleaning a glass.
#EarthDay2021 #grape #Juice #savetheplanet

[Kimberly Toth @KTHarlot]

Another young dude that can't get laid kills people...Pornhub is free, put your gun down.
#GunReformNow #BoulderColorado #GunControl #Colorado

[Kimberly Toth @KTHarlot]

It's amazing when the extremely profitable "Shamrock Shake" at McDonald's is announced...all those damn broken ice cream machines start working again.
I'm assuming little magical Leprechauns show up with tools on March 1st.
@McDonalds #ShamrockShake #StPatricksDay2021