كالوري

[كالوري @kthebombshell]

My coworker funny asf talking about “you can’t even whoop these kids these days, they’ll go in their room and come back out with a switch, and now you Swiss cheese at the dinning room table” 🤣🤣💀

[كالوري @kthebombshell]

@liltiaraa_ It’s soo good 🤣 I don’t want them get rid of it.

[كالوري @kthebombshell]

I’ve been fucking these pineapple half & half’s up from Popeyes.

[كالوري @kthebombshell]

@MissAmerykah_ Crazy thing is she’s been delusional for years this not nothing new 😅

[TheRealHM @LifeWithSymonee]

I’m so happy I’m not a man I probably would of been a trick

[P @psevynn]

I like my nigga to look like my security idk

[AMERICAN MADE 🏁 @JAE_LENS]

You back out a Pelle and the nigga next to you got a Avirex, and then the nigga next to him got a Jeff Hamilton

[كالوري @kthebombshell]

Damn it’s not even 3 o’clock yet 😩

[amanda 🩷 @AmandaDannielle]

Hey. When they panned to the nigga in grey I actually yelled.

[كالوري @kthebombshell]

@yvettekinn @tbhfuckyouu @1k_john4 So continuing to make both yall look like a joke? You’re too pretty to be apart of this circus babe

[💋 @lilkarabearr]

fyne sht starting to become chopped sht 😔

[كالوري @kthebombshell]

@keepnupwithni_ I thought this was DC tea till I saw the page that posted it 😭

[jill scott heron🪐 @stillnotziora]

i see why lori left him, imagine looking at your bf and seeing your father

[A. @cakescash_]

Mind you, he had NO CHOICE but to order his because he is not runway size. Bye 😭

[B @ItsJustB_01]

I can guarantee somewhere a CPS worker is harassing someone who genuinely loves their kid

Meanwhile

[midnight toker ❄ @_Cudder]

This worse than plane tickets ngl 😭

[Brandon The Truth 💯 @BCTheTruthl]

Had her kids names tatted and tried to marry her in 9 months. Tf you on gang lol

[كالوري @kthebombshell]

@amalynn_ Yesss! Instead of Grok they should’ve gave us stories and close friends because who even uses that sh*

[كالوري @kthebombshell]

I want Twitter get stories back so bad now that I’m not on IG

[HeemVenango @VSFHEEM]

This one stupid ugly as girl