swaganometry !

here for shits & giggles .

[swaganometry ! @ktheluvaa]

niggas use ANY excuse to drink , liver deep fried .

[swaganometry ! @ktheluvaa]

i be wantin to slap ts outta mf wearin aluminum free deodorant but i be scared my hand gon stink after .

[swaganometry ! @ktheluvaa]

if we could place our thoughts onna table a lot of u niggas would be unrecognizable ..

[swaganometry ! @ktheluvaa]

if im gettin fat or old & decrepit just kill me ..

[swaganometry ! @ktheluvaa]

my fault i aint text back , lost my creative spark .

[swaganometry ! @ktheluvaa]

so many songs aged horribly cuz of diddy ..

[swaganometry ! @ktheluvaa]

hate when i break my neck cuz i hear a loud exhaust & witness the shittest car wit mods .

[swaganometry ! @ktheluvaa]

program this program that .. program deez nuts !

[swaganometry ! @ktheluvaa]

hope this year inspires new creative outlets .

[swaganometry ! @ktheluvaa]

if vampires were real id cover my whole body wit garlic except for my twat .. leavin here wit sum .

[vicki gotti @thot46868884]

Love getting high and stalking my own pages. I’m so creative beautiful fun silly horny interesting allusive n sexy. A lot of other wonderful adjectives too

[sophie @kingsoph1e]

Locked in so hard now I’m asexual and employed

[swaganometry ! @ktheluvaa]

a nigerian man vs mental illness .

[swaganometry ! @ktheluvaa]

when mfs say “u have kids ?” at work i be so deeply offended , how dare u think that of me ??

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

gyming with hate in your heart>>>>

[swaganometry ! @ktheluvaa]

doc put the stethoscope to my chest to hear my heart but heard barkin instead #doginme .

[swaganometry ! @ktheluvaa]

“can i call u” if u askin what does that tell u …

[swaganometry ! @ktheluvaa]

u bitches be takin big ass dicks but cant kill a lil ass bug … i daresay ur fear is misguided .

[swaganometry ! @ktheluvaa]

idk how to flirt im just sexc & off puttin .