Katie Hettenbach

ketchup enthusiast

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Parents: “Because I said so”
The AP Lang student in me: THATS A ILLOGICAL FALLACY!!!!!!

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@JamesGunn where’s Scooby doo 3 and can I help write it

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Just found out birds have ears

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I just learned that’s grimace is a giant taste bud and my brain hurts

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You know it’s gonna be a good day when you wake up and immediately start singing spongebob’s “best day ever”

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True life I can’t stop eating SunChips and it might be becoming a a problem

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@lianna_alscher THEY ARE I just discovered them and MY LIFE HAS JUST BEGUN

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All I wanna do is watch horror movies and down at least 2 bags of SunChips

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My dad just sent me a tik tok so I guess this is a thing now

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MOOOOO🐮🐮🐮D

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Someone take my phone away I can’t stop watching tik toks

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Google maps will be the death of me I swear I get the wrong directions so many times

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Things I learned from the @jonasbrothers concert- @BebeRexha can’t floss (sorry bb but your show was great) and @kevinjonas NEEDS A MIC

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

The saddest thing I've ever seen

A swan pulling plastic out of the water 💔

This is shameful. SHAME ON US.

We don't deserve this planet or the animals in it.

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

nahhh. I don't really FEEL like it.

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Holding in farts during yoga deserves an award

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Week 3 of school and honestly dropping out again doesn’t sound that bad

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It should be illegal for your body to give you acne if you have anxiety

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Not sure if I should be comforted or afraid that the bus station is playing murder shows

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5 people today told me I look like the girl from stranger things (@NataliaDyer) and it’s a great day