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[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

No offense to the Von Trapps but if I go to a lavish party and seven kids just start singing about how they have to go to bed, I’m using that time to refill my drink.

[gabbi @gabbi_thoughts]

my brother sent a nice photo of his afternoon to the family group chat and my dad immediately annihilated him

[bomb voyage @Loupreme_]

If americans cared about the ingredients of literally anything as much as they do the vaccine we’d be the healthiest country in the world

[𝒟𝒾𝓁𝓁𝓎💤 🇵🇸 @DegenDilly]

Just had an antivaxxer try to argue that the hospitals are filled up not bc of covid cases or low vaccination but bc "nobody wants to work" I'm about to become violent

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

This is fascinating.

I can't imagine how infuriating it must be to be a doctor/healthcare worker in a society where people don't trust you enough to listen to you but trust you enough to feel entitled to your care when their poor choices inevitably land them to the ICU.

[red whine supernova 🌟 @sarahndipity18]

two teen girls asked me to take a pic of them & i said sure. then they handed me a disposable camera & then tried to show me how to use it. do not cite the deep magic to me witch. i was there when it was written

[🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 @sophiebuddle]

if ur worried u ever said something weird to me just know that I don’t remember anything anybody has said to me ever in my life

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

*after standing with good posture for 10 seconds* no this can’t be right

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

No I actually sleep better with this pile of unfolded laundry next to me

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Planted some herbs and they actually grew. So there’s another fuckin thing I gotta deal with

[Tricky Starks @senpaikeef]

killing a bug while they outside minding they business is nuts when u think about it

[the Virgo that Leon can't even explain @hbfromkc_]

i can tolerate a lot of new age shit but "asl" being "as hell" is where i draw the fucking line.

[αѕнαкi 🌺 @ashakiiii]

When someone say “where’s the last place you had it?” After you lost something

[trash jones @jzux]

(me, still acting really weird) sorry i acted so weird the other day

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

well it’s been fun everyone