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i'd cry my eyes violet, elizabeth taylor ⋆ tell me for real, do you think it's forever? ⋆ been number one, but i never had two

[k8t @kthilbert]

out of sight, but on your mind

[k8t @kthilbert]

⋆ you're only as hot as your last hit, baby ⋆

[paris rae @parisrae13]

and i think taylor swift should be meaner

[darren 🛸 @exiledarren]

taylor whatever you plan to do next just know that i never said one bad thing about this album. it is pop perfection, you've done it again

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

i’m sorry you hate the glitter gel pen songs but some of us like to feel happiness and fun

[mo ♡ @spookycaat]

raise your hand if you loved showgirl on your first listen bc you aren’t a whiny tasteless loser💋

[solé @layxsnv]

i’m so wife coded.

[krista @kristabellerina]

Successfully backed out of the driveway without a backup camera just like my ancestors used to do.

[trash jones @jzux]

“no pain no gain” ok i’ve been doing the pain part. when is the gain

[Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE]

August is next week? Time flies when you've given up.

[peter @arabatman_]

the ADHD urge to write a full to-do list then never look at it again

[samantha @milkygoddess]

not even officially summer and i’m already overstimulated by the heat

[Chris 🇪🇨 @iamchriscorooo]

Marrying the RIGHT person is more important than being married before 30.

[໊ @user0000O0]

your honor i was in my villain era at the time of those incidents

[trash jones @jzux]

quitting my job to focus on being annoying with my friends

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

being nice to men has never gotten me anywhere i’m gonna start beating them up.

[♡ @betelreloaded]

I love saying “sounds good” at work and don’t shit sound good

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

I'm 8 panic attacks away from my goal weight.

[Marshall Scott @Marshall__Scott]

Texting my boss Are you mad at me

[Kellalena @topaz_kell]

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”