Dearest mother,
The Regiment readies itself with a swagger fit for legends, for in a few hours we storm Tampa with playoff fate in our fists. The men whisper of causing such havoc upon the Baker fellow that his quill may never steady again. Our hour nears. —Bryce
The “Josh Heupel sucks” hot takes are unbearable. Tennessee is one play at the end of the half away from having a chance to win. Credit Bama. Better team tonight. But some of y’all need your head examined along with a history lesson.