Kathryn Tiernan

[Kathryn Tiernan @ktierna]

Literally ordered #jaclynhill #ChampagnePop while on deployment the second it came out despite the huge time difference. Get here already!

[Kathryn Tiernan @ktierna]

@Jaclynhill Where is the video of your September Beauty Favorites?! You cannot just skip a month?!!!?! ;)

[Chloe Bridges @kirstencraigg]

My favorite line from the book didn't make it into the movie. It's hard out here for a fangirl. #TFIOS

[Kathryn Tiernan @ktierna]

Genuinely happy :) it's the little things...

[Michael Narducci @MichaelNarducci]

Brothers and Sisters, can we please make @ernestoriley the new Indiana Jones? Pretty please? http://t.co/0h1KtlnsgE

[World History 101 @WorldHistory101]

On this day in 1991, Anglican Church envoy Terry Waite was released by his Lebanese captors after 4 years. http://t.co/lPqyRLJtt3

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Start your day with coffee. End your day with wine. #LifeLessons

[Eric Stonestreet @ericstonestreet]

Ok @NBCBlacklist. I'm in.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

3 rules to live by:
Don't grocery shop when you're hungry.
Don't date when you're horny.
Don't tweet when you're drunk.

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

You call them "curse words"... I call them "sentence enhancers".

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

[Kathryn Tiernan @ktierna]

Landed in Dallas, so ready to be home. #eastcoastdreamin

[Julie Plec @julieplec]

Today is a good day for humanity. Now where's the law that finds me a charming, smart & fun husband who's not a narcissist or an alcoholic?

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

”Smells fresh. Like a tropical island.”
"Ok. Now take off the blindfold! Your family's been dead in this car for a week! We Febrezed it."

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

Imagine Alicia keys complaining in a super market "THIS MILK IS EXPIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRREEEEEEDD"

[Female English @FemaleEnglish]

If two people are happy together... you leave them the fuck alone.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

"Why do people say 'Grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."