Just had a meltdown about how the more I work, the more we need to outsource (grocery delivery, cleaning service, etc) so then I need to work more and it.never.stops. Anyone with me???
My girlfriend bought a bag from another woman on FB marketplace…she had me go pick it up and I wound up grabbing it from…the other woman’s boyfriend, whom she had dispatched to hand it over
Parenting is ok except for every once in a while when my 3-year-old requests “Ham Hands” for lunch, which is when she takes two handfuls of ham and eats it in the living room while she watches tv.
"That's beautiful, sweetheart" your voice shakes as your kid hands you yet another work of macaroni art.
Sweat pools on your brow. You haven't seen the surface of your fridge door in 4 years.
You try to wedge it between the handprint turkey and the pipe cleaner rainbow, but -
The thing about being a mom is that you spend the kid’s first few years devoting every part of your mind, body, and soul to them and then as soon as you start to burn out, that’s when their little brains start forming memories.