Listen call me pathetic but I would rather watch how I met your mother at 3am with my guy than be at a party with a bunch of bitches that don’t like me 🤷🏻♀️
I wish I had a girl that was like my BEST damn friend. Like a best friend that would always pick me out of anyone for anything and vise versa. A friendship where it’s us against the world type shit. idk Twitter is not a diary how do I mute myself
My parents are so petty. Mom took me to the movies instead of my dad bc he wouldn’t get out of bed (he works 3rd shift) so this morning my dad threw our movie tickets in the toilet and just left them there 😂😂
“Can I go down the road to hang with my friends”
“Yeah sure, after you do 17 loads of laundry, wash the dishes by hand and cut the grass with tweezers” https://t.co/GYe6Ut6EDB