Katie Mayer

[Katie Mayer @ktmayer]

I feel like my nose has been dipped in maple syrup lately #shitkristinsays

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

The 12 Days of the War on Christmas: Day 9 - The History of the War on Christmas http://t.co/gU6dU7bFDS

[Katie Mayer @ktmayer]

@jthake @ChristenScarpa @JDCanelos @Matt_Kapnick me me me 🙋🙋🙋

[Katie Mayer @ktmayer]

“@YourAwayMessage: When is ja rule'z next concert bc I literally need to go” @KrMcateer

[Katie Mayer @ktmayer]

@KrMcateer holy shit lightening speed reply ⚡⚡⚡⚡

[Katie Mayer @ktmayer]

“@YourAwayMessage: ....&& after the Sh0w is the *~aFtErPaRtAyyyyy~*” @KrMcateer

[Katie Mayer @ktmayer]

Just attempted to write an email to a woman named "Virginia" but instead wrote "Virginal". So there's that.

[Katie Mayer @ktmayer]

“@SCbchbum: No one celebrates a woman’s birthday more than another woman who isn’t having a birthday.” @KrMcateer

[Katie Mayer @ktmayer]

But like why can't I be President Grants mistress? Can I atleast have her wardrobe? Life is so unfair!!!! @allyson_levy

[Katie Mayer @ktmayer]

Oct 3rd 1863: Lincoln proclaimed a national day of Thanksgiving. @KrMcateer

[Heartbroken bitch @MAKEUP_SEX]

*insert october 3rd mean girl quote here*

[Ally @allyson_levy]

@ktmayer 🙌“@ScandalABC: Only 1 more day! An all new season of #Scandal begins tomorrow at 10|9c on ABC with a special presentation at 8|7c!”

[Katie Mayer @ktmayer]

@KrMcateer talking about our new French landlord: "He is probably storing bodies and baguettes in our basement." 🍞🍞🍞🍞

[Katie Mayer @ktmayer]

@gambella5 I think I know that guy

[Katie Mayer @ktmayer]

“@SCbchbum: Sure, I’ll babysit your kids. As long as you don’t mind me playing Who Can Shut the Fuck Up the Longest with them.@allyson_levy

[Katie Mayer @ktmayer]

@TheJeffway remember that one from orientation? I dare someone to get more epic than that.

[Katie Mayer @ktmayer]

“@Hoboken411: Hoboken NJ police: "bicyclist struck by car near 3rd and Clinton..." http://t.co/zeKaszTtQb” @ChristenScarpa 😧

[Bethenny Frankel @Bethenny]

I don't care if Ryan Gosling & George Clooney show up at my door tonight, I'm going to bed at 8:30.

[People @people]

RT if that NSYNC reunion made your night. And you did the dance as you sat on your couch. (You know you did. Don't lie.)

[PATH Train @PATHTrain]

@ktmayer #Alert UPDATE2 Concerning the earlier police activity, JSQ-33 and HOB-33 are resuming normal schedule. [8:44am] Cc: @NBCNewYork