Katie is killin' it

Here are the internet brain poopings of a weird mind.

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

We need everybody to stop dating Pete Davidson until we figure out what’s going on

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

the tone shift from the last second to the first second when the video restarts... she has the range

[scythe holder @metal_crab]

My sister got a net to keep the dog in the back seat but she does not accept

[Katie is killin' it @ktmckizzle]

I saw a first aid kit that was labeled “human repair kit” and I can’t stop thinking about it

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I don’t necessarily trust my Alexa to not eavesdrop on me and sell my secrets to advertisers, but I think I just found what I’m gonna be doing for the next few weeks:

[TONI TONE @t0nit0ne]

I’m a homebody, but I will say this:

Staying at home slaps way harder when nobody is telling you to do it.

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Quarantine day 6.

[Marilyn Starkloff @MStarkloff]

Time for a quarantiniii🍸😷
@AviationGin @vancityreynolds

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

when doctors deliver a particularly big baby they should take a pic with it like it’s a fish

[Katie is killin' it @ktmckizzle]

This week has successfully broken my spirit

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

my coworkers trying to have a normal day:

me on my 27th cup of coffee before noon: y'all mind if i scream

[Katie is killin' it @ktmckizzle]

I am in a MOOD

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Here’s my impression of the beauty blogger who lives next door to Adam Driver in Marriage Story who was trying to film a make up tutorial

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

It’s been 2 years and I still haven’t met a man I’ve wanted to marry as much as the guy who got so excited when he found out I loved Harry Potter that he spilled red wine all over himself and later interrupted a deep conversation to show me pictures of his cat in a Hawaiian shirt

[Skoog @Skoog]

I get high on:

⚪️life

⚪️drugs

🔘asking my coworker “have you seen this?” and then holding up my middle finger when they look

[Katie is killin' it @ktmckizzle]

Do you ever wash your makeup brushes and wonder how you’ve lived such a filthy life for so long

[Katie is killin' it @ktmckizzle]

I’m the person handing out Halloween candy in my family. It’s called charisma, look it up