katie

obnoxious reality tv live tweeter, not offended if real life people mute me | somehow also has a doctoral degree

[katie @ktmg__]

@megsizzle_ Yo she and Ron just got engaged

[katie @ktmg__]

@clairedelune108 @ainecain The ending 😂

[katie @ktmg__]

All I can think about is how I hope Tayshia gets as much time with her guys as any bachelorette. #TheBachelorette

[katie @ktmg__]

ITS OFFICIAL OMG ⁦@RealitySteve⁩ #TheBachelorette 🍵 https://t.co/hJs9bvkkgY

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

The last great American dynasty

[katie @ktmg__]

@megsizzle_

[katie @ktmg__]

My reality tv starved self when the news broke about this Clare finasco #TheBachelorette

[peter’s golf cart @petersgolfcart]

#BachelorNation coming back to Twitter after months of boredom to talk about this Clare drama #TheBachelorette

[katie @ktmg__]

No spoilers here but I JUST GOTTA SAYYYYY
If Steve’s spoiler is true
HOLY. MOTHER. OF. GOD!!!!!! #TheBachelorette

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

Floor is Lava.

[katie @ktmg__]

Ahhh yes.... “geometry”

[katie @ktmg__]

@Merman_Melville I’m picturing an all out PG-13 rated brawl with Take On Me bumping

[Mikey Barnes @mikeybarnes_1]

Please tell me I’m not the only one who remembers the Tysons Corner butt slasher from 2011/12

[katie @ktmg__]

@clairedelune108 Thank you for texting me and I see it now lol omg an icon

[katie @ktmg__]

@clairedelune108 Was this supposed to load or is this a cruel joke

[katie @ktmg__]

Wow, I didn’t realize Brad’s second season had Emily Maynard, Ashley Hebert, Ashley Spivey, and Michelle Money! That’s a superstar cast. #TheBachelorGOAT

[katie @ktmg__]

The chunky blingy necklaces paired with the sequin minidresses I’m 💀 #TheBachelorGOAT

[katie @ktmg__]

These 2010 dresses are giving me major homecoming dance flashbacks #TheBachelorGOAT

[katie @ktmg__]

I am quarantined with the entire cast of season 2 of american idol #blessed

[katie @ktmg__]

@NewNotImproved_ @aronstaron @jgroffsauce10 @_4ngelteeth @ashleygar99 @MsFilkenstein @theaterboyyy @oxdayra @richardmcgovern @HamiltonMusical .....is that a yes?

[katie @ktmg__]

The person emailing me:
My brain every time I send or receive an email:
#Hamilton