Katie and Sarah

katie is way cooler than sarah cuz she doesn't have a dairy allergy

[Martin Shkreli @MartinShkreli]

WHO THE FUCK HAS MY FIFTEEN MILLION DOLLARS ?????????????????????????????????????

[Dress @DressColorBlack]

rt if I ruined you

[Katie and Sarah @ktndsrh]

@donaldglover js with Spiderman returning home to MCU it might be time for #DonaldForSpiderman to start trending again...

[Katie and Sarah @ktndsrh]

just wanna say fuck any stores that only sell "one size fits all" clothing, the average size for a woman is a 12 you assholes

[Katie and Sarah @ktndsrh]

@vangoghhome ALSO said that this tweet was foreshadowing my future as a high alien...

[Katie and Sarah @ktndsrh]

@vangoghhome also said I looked like this high alien #accurate

[Katie and Sarah @ktndsrh]

@vangoghhome also said she hoped that these grumpy cat nipple covers were edible

[Katie and Sarah @ktndsrh]

This is the hat. This is the friend >>> @vangoghhome

[Katie and Sarah @ktndsrh]

laughed till i almost puked bc my friend said she refused to wear the hat her mum gave her bc she "wouldn't wear a meme on her head"

[Katie and Sarah @ktndsrh]

tonight i tried to yell about d&d instead I yelled DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS DEN

[Katie and Sarah @ktndsrh]

@bigdaddy_kp he's also fucking your mom

[is my shit together @ismyshittogethr]

nah

[Katie and Sarah @ktndsrh]

is it too early to have a university level mental breakdown... I fucking h8 myself

[Katie and Sarah @ktndsrh]

Is it inappropriate to shit yourself while getting your midterm handed back to you by the world's most passive aggressive TA #RealQuestions

[Katie and Sarah @ktndsrh]

casually having a mental breakdown to my roomie about the essay I just started today that is also due today lol

[Katie and Sarah @ktndsrh]

my english prof just referred to the game of telephone as 'Chinese Whispers' um...

[Katie and Sarah @ktndsrh]

my women's studies TA knows me by name and calls on me specifically because I am the only person who speaks consistently in this class

[Katie and Sarah @ktndsrh]

@heyyoitsjho FUCKING YES LET MY MY REIGN OF TINDER DESTRUCTION CONTINUE