Matt Barker

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

[Matt Barker @ktnmath]

@BBCSport @BBCMOTD This cunt can hardly talk, given what he’s done with the Premier League

[Matt Barker @ktnmath]

@rickygervais “What am I doing in there with a dildo?”

[Matt Barker @ktnmath]

@rickygervais “It’s a man’s game”

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

Thanks Eddie. You gave us this day 🖤🤍

[Gareth Bainbridge @GazBainbridge]

It’s fuckin heartbreaking. This man gave us everything. Invested in us, the city, the club. You rarely get any of that in football anymore.

We scream about loyalty yet we shat on him when he needed us most #NUFC

[Matt Barker @ktnmath]

@lynseyhipgrave1 We’re going downhill rapidly, Lyns 😔

[Matt Barker @ktnmath]

@piersmorgan One would assume the bedroom is already wallpapered?

[Matt Barker @ktnmath]

@MartinSLewis Which option did you select, Martin? 😉

[Matt Barker @ktnmath]

@NUFC

[Matt Barker @ktnmath]

@SkySportsNews Try six months mate. You’ll be lucky to make that…

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

🗣️"I'd love to be here for six years or longer"

Liam Rosenior reveals he knows he needs to win in order to have time at Chelsea 🔵

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

I’ve woken in New York to more ‘are you Ok?’ messages than when I broke my hip.
Everyone seems to think Arsenal will lose today.
I am 100% certain we will win.
Not 99%… but 100%.
So yes, I’m fine thanks.
Go get ‘em, gentlemen. 👊

[Matt Barker @ktnmath]

@SkySportsNews They’re*. FFS 🤦‍♂️

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

A day we'll never forget 🥹

[Matt Barker @ktnmath]

@Frances86761484 Indeed. But still, some of our fanbase still want Eddie out…

[Matt Barker @ktnmath]

We lost another game of football - against one of the best teams in England - and I see it’s time for Eddie out again 😵‍💫 #NUFC

[Matt Barker @ktnmath]

@NUFC Hang on, does blue-tick Kendall approve of this?

[Matt Barker @ktnmath]

@piersmorgan 🤣🤣🤣

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

PREDICTION: We are going to destroy them.

[Matt Barker @ktnmath]

@GeorgeCaulkin You sure, George? Only there’s people on here who say he’s lost the dressing room 🤔