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[katie @ktpasta]

they should of revealed the pope like how they reveal the celebrities on the masked singer

[Cher @cher]

Boys,I don’t post so 4get #s

[temple runner @misscalcula]

a diet coke should be free if you really need one

[City of New York @nycgov]

New Jersey (derogatory)

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

It's always something with him

[katie @ktpasta]

ok now they need to bring back churros

[Jeanie @buttforager]

COSTCO FOOD COURT IS SWITCHING TO COKE PRODUCTS HOLY SHIIIIIT

[ADHD Memes @ADHDForReal]

“you’re so funny” thanks i would have been lobotomized in the 1940s

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

Holy shit. Will Smith just slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars

[JWOWW @JENNIWOWW]

Think I’m going to give myself an at home lobotomy

[Megan @Megan_With_No_H]

My agenda today:

• Vote
• Drag Show
• Abortion at lunch
• Vote again
• Sex change in a prison bathroom
• Put tampons in the men's room
• Cast some spells while listening to Taylor Swift
• Eat pets for dinner in Springfield
• Take "illegals" to vote

[katie @ktpasta]

it’s my day

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National Pasta Day.

[maddie, hot dog enthusiast @damnitmadeline]

Yesterday I said to my kindergarteners “alright my little noodles” and one of my boys whispered to himself in wonder “I’m spaghetti?”

[katie @ktpasta]

you should be able to pick a background for your license picture like you do for school pictures

[katie @ktpasta]

i would do so many things for a he man special from apd rn

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Jersey 9.9

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

When I was a kid I wanted to pull these freaks apart like a wishbone