4th of July is my most predictable reminder that mothers of boys have a shorter lifespan than other women and that her risk of accelerated cellular aging increases by 7% for each son born.
I genuinely feel sad that current 20 something's missed the era of $500 rent, $3 happy hour, 5 bags of groceries for under $100, multiple job offers immediately after applying, and going out to party without social media apps at your fingertips. IT WAS A TIME.
Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse on The Alabama Solution, it does. And does again. And does again. And does again. Wtf #whereisthehumanity#TheAlabamaSolution
Every parent really does need to be telling every other parent that you gotta not give em a phone till high school and have a game plan for limiting short form online video. That really is the entire ball game right now. A lot of people don’t know
Literally nothing prepares you for the part of motherhood where you just cooked dinner for thirty minutes and your kid eats two bites, insists they’re full and you clean up the kitchen and your kid throws a mother fucking fit over being hungry.
The execution of Marcellus Williams is a horrible injustice. This didn’t have to happen. Just a couple weeks ago, prosecutors—with the support of the victim’s family—had reached a plea agreement with Marcellus that took death off the table.