Katie Plexico

I like sunsets, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with sticks. I'm a lover of odd things and a stereotypical nonconformist. Highfives are amazing.

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Happy new year, naked weirdo

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“Bologna is a Hot Dog Pancake.” Y’all the things I overhear in my classroom.

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Hearing Jazz No Children tonight may have given me enough serotonin to cure my depression @mountain_goats

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“You don’t talk. I’ll do the talking for you.” Story of my life, honestly.

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“I can’t even attach a capo to a guitar well” most relatable thing John Darnielle has ever said.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Wanna feel old? You don't really have a choice.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

You can’t ban books and then scream about cancel culture.

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Happy new year, naked weirdo

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In case anyone was wondering, IMMEDIATELY after I tweeted this, it decided to cooperate.

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Hey Peacock? Let me stream the OG Grinch. I straight up will fight Alec Baldwin in a Denny’s parking lot if you don’t.

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ITS A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!

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“So I roll up to work looking either like a hobo or a himbo” may be my favorite thing I’ve said today.

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Quotes from my classroom that will haunt my life forever: “It’s not plagiarism— I found it on the internet!”

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In my next life, I’m buying one of those sketchy vans with the wizards painted on the sides. We need more of those in the world.

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Every bone in my body just cracked like a glow stick. I’m getting too old for this.

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“It sounded like a woman and a dog having a dying competition” @WeiRuSmash

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Purgatory is the Florida of the afterlife.

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I don’t believe in most things, least of all my own intentions, but I wish the best for you.

[PlexyAndIKnowIt @PlexyAndIKnowIt]

I feel attacked

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It’s a happy new year, last year was so stupid.