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scorpio @k80mph

[[Official] P1Domo @P1Domo]

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[k80 @ktprks]

@mrwobbledrop 1 hour was not long enough 😭

[k80 @ktprks]

finally caught my first gprom set last night and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

the ADHD urge to use parentheses in every sentence (because every thought comes with bonus thoughts (and those have bonus thoughts too))

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

Only one chance in this lifetime…

Like watching sunset at the beach from the most foreign seat in the cosmos, I couldn’t resist a cell phone video of Earthset. You can hear the shutter on the Nikon as @Astro_Christina is hammering away on 3-shot brackets and capturing those exceptional Earthset photos through the 400mm lens. @AstroVicGlover was in window 3 watching with @Astro_Jeremy next to him.

I could barely see the Moon through the docking hatch window but the iPhone was the perfect size to catch the view…this is uncropped, uncut with 8x zoom which is quite comparable to the view of the human eye. Enjoy.

[k80 @ktprks]

MADONNA?????

[k80 @ktprks]

DAS IST DADDY

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

On the helicopter leaving the ship right now. This planet is impossibly beautiful from every altitude I’ve seen it…surface to 250,000 miles

[Jonas Čeika @Jonas_Ceika]

I sent ChatGPT an audio file of a series of FART sound effects and asked what it thinks of "my music" and this is what it said

[k80 @ktprks]

@havenvbp and right after that convo at dinner! like are we serious??????

[k80 @ktprks]

uuggghhhhhhhhhhh

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

West and Amanda have released a statement. THEY ARE DATING! #SummerHouse

[Shea Jordan Smith @sheajordansmith]

Every Republican campaign television ad in Texas right now sounds the same:

“Vote for me. I’m Trump’s most loyal sub bottom…”

That’s… their entire platform. No policy, no plan. Just waving around an endorsement from someone with 91 felony indictments.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

My classmate was raped on her way back home from university and got pregnant, but couldn’t get an abortion due to the laws. She had to drop out of university where she was studying medicine. Because of pregnancy and childbirth expenses, she couldn’t continue her studies, left college, started working at a coffee shop, lost the fun of her early twenties, and lost the chance to attend international medical conferences she once dreamt of… all just to give birth to a child she never wanted.
People say, “What if the baby you abort grows up and cures cancer?”
Okay — but what if the 19-year-old you deny an abortion to grows up and cures cancer?
Now she can’t afford to get an education. Instead, she has to take care of a baby. What about her? An actual living human being???
“Abortion ends potential life”… So do property disputes, war, and genocide. You only seem to care about lives when women don’t give birth to them.

[k80 @ktprks]

camoufly is insane how does he do that

[k80 @ktprks]

@kwagnaa thanks bestie ily :’)

[k80 @ktprks]

finally pulled myself out of the abyss and now my apartment is clean, my office is organized, I’m eating healthier, I’m drinking WAY less, and I actually feel like a real person. crazy how that works.

anyways happy friday the 13th

[k80 @ktprks]

hello??????????

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

U.S. Health Sec. RFK Jr: "I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.”

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Conservative commentator: “They could’ve found somebody more uniting.”

Jon Stewart: “Why the hell is it the Super Bowl halftime performer’s job to unify the country? Isn’t there literally someone else whose entire job description is that?”