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The Gentleman Boss

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i love Tucker more than anything in the Universe

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do you ever wonder what happens to squirrels when there’s a flood

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Scar is an actual dickhead

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the man behind me on the train is listening to a documentary about the creation and belief system of Scientology at full blast with no headphones rn

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if i did and you’re reading this, you probably pissed me off too

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i wonder if i pissed anyone off today

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it seems like PBS makes a lot of good shows

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why not?

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tea once it cools down is just flavored water

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twitter is for thinking out loud

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let’s get back to business - oranges are orange, lemons are yellow and limes are green

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someone somewhere is laughing because they just saw someone trip

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the pigeons in pittsburgh have no shame

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not only do i look like i peed my linen pants, my seat is soaked and i’m too embarrassed to stand up or ask for napkins

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i’m on a packed train out of NYC - showed up with 4 bags, a garlic smelling lunch, sweating my ass off. just begged a woman to let me sit with her. within 60 seconds of sitting down, i open my soda and it explodes everywhere

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i still can’t believe that they killed Big off with a Peloton the first episode of the spin off

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@DarlingAdam i stay on X for this content

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it’s hot how motorcycles say hi to each other, you know?

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my uncle is selling tickets to the celtics, just fyi

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ok ok ok ok it’s going to be ok