kαteylumley

obsessed with my kids & husband

[David Parker @david_parker]

I still can't get over the fact that the Canadian government is not ashamed by the fact that they are giving people money for groceries. In any normal country, this would be an abject admission of total failure.

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

After giving birth, a woman's internal wounds take six months to heal, 12 months for physical recovery, two years for hormonal balance, and up to five years to rediscover her identity. Relationships frequently fail during this time due to a lack of understanding. Be kind and patient with new mothers; they are facing more challenges than it appears.

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

I never feared death until I became a mother. Now I feared leaving my child in a world that won't love him the way I do.

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

another banger

[ً @wynrosei]

I just heard this girl say, "If men didn't have to wipe their ass, toilet paper would not be free in public spaces. bleeding is also a natural bodily function, but because men don't do it, it's not treated as universal."

[kαteylumley @ktrenaud]

????? Hunter

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@MikeASperrazza Let me ask you a question Mike- if I’m telling you I smoked crack, why in the world would I lie about snorting it? There’s plenty of pictures of me smoking crack doing all sorts of stupid things, with all sorts of people and rarely with clothes on. But not snorting cocaine.

[cinder @blackcindyy]

Y’all hold it down over there in Fiji for me, I’ll be there once I finish up here in the Hamptons #SummerHouse #LoveIslandUSA

[constans @constans]

Amazing things are happening on X, the everything app

[Jack @jackunheard]

So we’re just casually looking over the fact that Google… GOOGLE… is releasing millions of mosquitos into California like its nothing?

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

The middle class is the most expensive place to live, and no one talks about it. Lower income households get assistance. The wealthy use tax strategies and loopholes. But the middle class pays full taxes, full tuition, full healthcare, full everything. So you work 50 hours a week just to stay in the same place and fund everyone’s life except yours.

[kαteylumley @ktrenaud]

Wtf

[The Windsor Star @TheWindsorStar]

Windsor constable demoted for sexual phone calls to fellow officer https://t.co/6JeJSilx8N

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

The World Cup is going to be the event that spreads Ebola to the U.S.

[bunny sanders @whatbunnysaid]

Imagine not being a Bravo fan

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

why the FUCK Netflix helping me spell a movie they don’t have. 😭😭😩 FUCK YOU HOE.

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[Trevor @trevorjamesg]

so is hantavirus just over or what’s the story there

[Miller mommy @_sydneycaitlin]

The only thing that matters this week is the start of the Summer House reunion

[Zion @zionszzn]

The person who came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one

[Sav Shawz @shawzsav]

Hot take but listening to an audiobook is not reading and it’s actually insane to think otherwise

[Oluwatobiloba @Tobielobba]

I wish more people understood that women need to be loved a bit harder after having a baby.