Katie Rose 🐧

wife. momma. keeper of books. coffee, please.

[Katie Rose 🐧 @KTRose113]

BBQ/anything with smoke flavor #leavemylunchmeatalone

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A classic conundrum: I’m too hungry to sleep but too tired to get up and eat something.

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@poormanstinafey I know this was a long time ago, but apparently I’m in the 1% of people that get drowsy from DM even though a pharmacist once assured me that it doesn’t have hat side effect.

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@poormanstinafey Yup

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@poormanstinafey

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@a_dot_joy Sharon Raydor had it coming.

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@a_dot_joy Hangin’ with with my buddy James Duff. #besties4life

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@a_dot_joy Ugh. Not another Hallmark Christmas movie. And this one stars Judith Light. Can’t STAND her.

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@sharonroslin

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@sharonroslin Sorry just seeing this. Thank you!! 😘

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For 2019, I hope @Twitter fixes the bug in their app that keeps telling me I have 1 new DM, even though I don’t. #HappyNewYear #2019Hopes

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@a_dot_joy OMG LITTLE MEN!! Why is this not streaming/available on anything but VHS?? (Checks IMDB)... OMG PRIME HAS IT BUT IM WATCHING MAISEL AND FULLER HOUSE AND CANT TAKE ANOTHER SHOW RN SORRY FOR THE SCREAMING!!!

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.@a_dot_joy 😂

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page.

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@poormanstinafey @jenjacobyy Haha there are so many that I pretend don’t exist. You’re gonna have to narrow it down. Meanwhile, I forgot about new season of Maisel, so...💃🏻 #thisiswhyichecktwitterperiodically

[𝒥𝑒𝓌𝓁𝒾𝑒 @jelly_momm]

Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much garlic to put in. You measure that with your heart.

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@MY6THSENSE @poormanstinafey I had that on yesterday morning when I was feeding Molly, and as soon as the couple said they’d like to keep it as is and I saw their designer, I was like, “RIP nice fireplace.”

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I’m so happy that this is an actual thing that has happened!! 😃😃😃

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@a_dot_joy 10/13

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@a_dot_joy Good thing they start in October. Now I’ve got something to watch on maternity leave. I mean, besides a newborn and toddler.

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@a_dot_joy Don’t forget the old-flames-rediscover-their-love trope. One of my personal faves.