gudekrista

hi pals ily

[gudekrista @ktsramos]

I fell asleep on the train and woke up to a man sitting next to me staring right into my soul and all he said was "dont worry im not creepy pants carl" and now I'm scared cause there is a even weirder man called creepy pants carl somewhere in Calgary

[gudekrista @ktsramos]

I feel like people are too shy with compliments, I just let all my positive intrusive thoughts win and I will compliment people I haven’t spoken to in years lmao

[gudekrista @ktsramos]

I dreamt that Megan the Stallion was doing a collab with Costco and kept saying “real hot dog shit”

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

when i say i got that dawg in me this is what i mean

[gudekrista @ktsramos]

I enjoy the fact that in the next few weeks we are gonna see 1/3 of Calgary be dripped out in Adidas and Hershel lol

[stuffy @glossmini]

drake dressed like an aritzia girlie

[Sherry @SchrodingrsBrat]

My old professor’s advice for those in their 20s: “ten years from now, you need to be able to say that this is the life you chose, not one you settled for.”

A future that is created intentionally is more pleasant than one that is scrapped together by avoidance-driven choices.

[caila 🔻 @HEARTAVl]

when their total comes out to $17.38 & i have to act like i dont even care…

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

Me making fun of my own suffering so it doesn't look that serious.

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you

[d✮isy @toohighforthiis]

im bout to cha cha real smooth off a fcking bridge

[Jonte @flaviler]

my kid gon be mad af when i name him nevalackin alwaysstacking pistolpackin

[mae @maespov]

he drives and i stare at how handsome he is

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

So into her I let her show me her crystals collection. Like okay thanos

[gudekrista @ktsramos]

I don’t want to see anyones toes at the gym, this is a dawg free gym