KT 🌮

i like turtles | she/her

[KT 🌮 @kttacos]

Okay my app updated to the X thing. Bye, I’ll be back when it’s called Twitter again

[Mez @_mezzza_]

*Trump getting out of ear construction surgery

Goes to the next presidential debate

Sees Biden

Trump: omg what happened to you?

Biden: “who do you think gave you the ear?”

[KT 🌮 @kttacos]

Okay bye

[KT 🌮 @kttacos]

Back to say I’m so high rn I used my vibrator on extreme mode and at one point I turned into a half human half mecha god 10/10

[KT 🌮 @kttacos]

Okay my app updated to the X thing. Bye, I’ll be back when it’s called Twitter again

[KT 🌮 @kttacos]

@EmmaTolkin She’s the one of the only nepo babies I’ll accept

[madison (top 0.1% on sudoku) @madsmotionless]

me hearing the ufo news

[KT 🌮 @kttacos]

@feederofcats Someone pls drop some context

[KT 🌮 @kttacos]

Lana del Rey is suddenly sounding so different in my headphones rn like wow

[KT 🌮 @kttacos]

A man on Hinge with an AI headshot and a pic with Jordan Peterson just liked me I’m about to delete this app and throw my phone in the ocean 🤢

[trish @ultragloss]

girls when the depressed barbie is the one that eats a bag of candy in bed and watches pride and prejudice all day https://t.co/eJ4oJhG8hh

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

me giving head: Lalalaaaa. Yaay lalala

me receiving head:

[KT 🌮 @kttacos]

As soon as my app changes the icon to that disgusting new X thing I’m deleting it from my phone istg

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

If your period is 3-4 days, i hate you and i do not wish you well!!

[KT 🌮 @kttacos]

@yunggravy You’re so hot for this

[KT 🌮 @kttacos]

@TamashiiHiroka I do all of these already 😶

[ghost girl rose @TeenyGhosts]

*kissing his receding hairline* stop for me? 🥺

[KT 🌮 @kttacos]

Gonna start doing 100 sit ups every morning and night so I can look good in my bikini

[KT 🌮 @kttacos]

@SomaKazima Ariana run