kathleen

I eat da food and I make da music

[kathleen @kttoal]

Whenever someone looks at me in public I’m like ... what gives u the right

[kathleen @kttoal]

has anyone ever had an edible and then laughed out loud in their kitchen

[kathleen @kttoal]

other ppl are allowed to listen to the music that I like and that’s really totally fine

[kathleen @kttoal]

has anyone ever had an edible and then ate a bunch of food

[kathleen @kttoal]

googling why my dog won’t dance with me anymore

[matt @mattybtweets69]

You have such a way with worms

[clara the urbanist @SlopHq]

sober me: i should take an uber it’s safer. drunk me on a capital bikeshare doing 14mph down 15th street at midnight: i am INFRASTRUCTURE

[kathleen @kttoal]

every other time I cry I have to restart outlander

[kathleen @kttoal]

lunch is a rlly great time of day to eat

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

listening to "aint it fun" by paramore makes me feel like i'm a dog in a movie about dogs

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

i’ve already depicted him as the hot knife and myself as butter

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

being high at home is so funny I feel like a sim I started cooking then started washing dishes now I'm just standing in a corner

[kathleen @kttoal]

oreos in bulk near me

[kathleen @kttoal]

breakfast for breakfast snacks for snacks

[kathleen @kttoal]

I get high and impulse buy potato ricer

[kathleen @kttoal]

do you think my neighbor can hear the songs I make up about my food

[kathleen @kttoal]

if you make my apartment smell like your dinner I should be allowed to have a bite or two

[kathleen @kttoal]

instead of trying to dump my christmas tree on the street I’m cutting it up into little pieces and throwing it in the dumpster like a psycho

[Ian @nocoffinplease_]

can you come over and monitor the way I walk and generally move to make sure it’s within normal human parameters

[kathleen @kttoal]

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