Kristen Tucker

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Who else does that neurodivergent plan of “I’m gonna catch up on and fix my whole life this weekend,” but then the weekend comes and you’re like, “I deserve a break from being in work mode Monday to Friday,” and you keep repeating the same thing every damn week.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

EVERYONE IN NYC IS SINGING EMPIRE STATE OF MIND

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Genuinely hilarious that the only game they ended up losing in 2 entire months was when that decrepit mango showed up

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

sometimes a book is five stars because it's a masterpiece. sometimes it's five stars because it made my brain release dopamine. both are valid.

[Dammit Bits @DammitBits]

When he dies they need to do an alert on our cell phones like they do with kidnapped kids.

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

My favorite part of reality tv is when someone goes “I never said that” and then they play a compilation of every time the did in fact say that.

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

Canadian fans high-fiving Bosnia supporters stuck in the home crowd before their World Cup match.

Classic Canadian kindness, polite, friendly, and genuinely welcoming even on game day. 🇨🇦🤝🇧🇦

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

Begging you to be normal about literally any one thing, America.

[Kristen Tucker @ktuck86]

@kclairerogers @Skratch All the best, Claire!

[caio* @mclr4n]

security trying to protect her and meanwhile she dgaf shes too happy and too drunk 😭

[amanda @jailedamanda]

Actually laughed out loud I fear

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Sit here for 8 hours

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

What time is the fake assassination attempt tonight?

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me minding my own business but still noticing everything

[wormbuxxxxxxxxxx @kayteterry]

I sort of love that these signs accidentally imply that this is America’s last year

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

I still think the most impressive award show performance ever is Neil Patrick Harris's opening number at the 2013 Tonys. like, the ONLY time they were able to successfully complete it was during the live taping. and every celeb in the audience was STUNNED by the end.

here's the video in honor of tonight's Tony Awards lol

[Tatiana Walk-Morris @Tati_WM]

For the love of God, bring back fact-checkers. Bring back copy editors. Bring back public editors. Bring back standards. Everybody tighten TF up.

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

Comparing a pool that is horizontal to skyscrapers that are vertical is peak insanity.

Why are Republicans allowing this demented clown to embarrass your country like this?

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Exactly like this, with his helmet off. 📷

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.