Tuck Daddy

When Moses led his people on an exodus out of Egypt, he landed in The Promiseland

[Alex Veremeyenko @alex_verem]

The biggest scam humanity has collectively accepted as normal, according to Claude

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Competitive about literally everything.

[¹⁰ @HoodiGarland]

Haaland recreated the LeBron meme 😭

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

So the White House is a Thai restaurant now?

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

Lindsey Graham has died. He never saw a war he wouldn't support and is now in hell to think about all the kids he helped murder.

[josh leon @geolojosh_]

generational image right there

[Matt Herdman @MattHerdman]

Europe: “America has no soccer culture”

America: *does a wildly corrupt thing with the president of fifa*

Europe: no not like that

[Tuck Daddy @ktuck_91]

👀

[ESPN Cleveland @ESPNCleveland]

There is a “growing belief” from teams competing to sign LeBron James that him returning to the Cavs is the “scenario to beat,” per @TheSteinLine.

(via https://t.co/XrZH2Iq3Bw)

[Geeta @geeta_minocha]

Every time I’ve popped into Heinen’s for a quick errand, I’ve had to stop in my tracks and take it all in. Grandeur aside, where are dt residents going to get groceries? What’s the point of promoting a walkable city when there’s nothing to walk to?

Immeasurable loss for the city

[Spider-Man Movie @SpiderManMovie]

The world may have forgotten Peter Parker, but he hasn't forgotten them.

Watch the new trailer for #SpiderManBrandNewDay, in theatres July 31. Tickets on sale NOW.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Tuck Daddy @ktuck_91]

What is the absolute fuck is going on with the @CleGuardians injuries today… first Martinez then DeLauter now Jose. And we’re stuck with fucking Hoskins in left field????

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Community note for the win.🤣

[ESPN @espn]

Travis Kelce living on the jumbotron 🍻

Wait for Taylor's reaction 😂

[Tuck Daddy @ktuck_91]

Should have fired the producers. Tom Hardy is the show

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Tom Hardy has been fired from ‘MOBLAND’ and won't return for Season 3.

He allegedly clashed with producers after being consistently late to set and attempting to give notes & change dialogue on the series.

(Source: https://t.co/hmKcsetxgq)

[Tuck Daddy @ktuck_91]

Fire Atkinson and cut Harden

[Johnny AGI @JohnnyAGI]

They loved Marjorie Taylor Greene, now they hate her.

They loved Thomas Massie, now they hate him.

They loved Lauren Boebert, now they hate her.

They made fun of Biden for nodding off ("Sleepy Joe), now they ignore Trump outright falling asleep.

They put "I Did That" Biden stickers on high gas prices, now they ignore gas prices being even higher.

They bragged about Trump being the no wars President, now they support war.

They bashed Biden for sending money to Ukraine, now they ignore Trump sending money to both Ukraine and Israel.

They demanded the Epstein files, now they bash anyone asking for the Epstein files.

To be a MAGA is to be a slave.

Not physically, but mentally.

They stand for nothing.

We're up against people who stand for nothing.

And with the most misplaced confidence you've ever seen, they try to tell us whats-what.

We shouldn't even acknowledge these people.

The Trump supporters that remain are mentally too far gone.

I don't even want to argue with them anymore.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Cleveland and New York watching the Western Conference Finals

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

Sit back, take an edible, and think about how "Obama needs $1 billion for a ballroom" would get covered in 2011.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This means someone said “by sea” to him and he didn’t know what it meant