KMFT

hey man whatever you do don't be rude to people trying to kill you.

@[email protected]

[KMFT @ktwombley]

Meanwhile, I never get to have any fun

[Vic 🌮 @VicVijayakumar]

I was selected for jury duty during covid isolation when I was taking care of my parents. The only way to send in my deferral was via snail mail, in person, or fax. That’s the origin story of @onetimefax.

[KMFT @ktwombley]

@garonsen Maybe @RobSandIA should offer to debate him in Wichita?

[KMFT @ktwombley]

@ZackKorman @HimugLamuh you all laugh but GPT-5.5-Cyber (new) (final) (003) (this one) (4)_RC1_Final (2).pdf.exe has been doing a lot in my environment already.

[KMFT @ktwombley]

@SixoTF iirc that mould can butterfly the shoulders and has ankle pivots. In the wish-list all that's missing is ab crunch and teapot. It's either more or just as articulated as today's mainline.

[KMFT @ktwombley]

@burkeholland ls -al
cd ..
ls -al
cd -
ls -al

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

My guy. One of you is currently visiting all 99 Iowa counties and one of you hasn’t been seen in Iowa since the primary. If anyone is neglecting Iowa citizens it’s you my dawg.

How can you consistently be so tone deaf? It’s actually impressive.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

@elonmusk It's actually because of a lot of the stuff you say and do. Here's a good example.

[KMFT @ktwombley]

@VicVijayakumar @Swizec dude they're actively building LLMs into security products I'm going to be able to send my youngest to ivy league.

[KMFT @ktwombley]

@ZackKorman if mythos breaks into your shit, your shit has a zillion n-days.

[KMFT @ktwombley]

@VicVijayakumar @real_frenchy people are paying a premium for cars which are minivans with a 1/2in lift and shittier rear doors and think they're too good for minivans.

After you tell us about your SUV, let us know about your nfts.

They're just marks.

[Casey W. Coller @CaseyWColler]

Happy June, friends

#pride

[KMFT @ktwombley]

@CaseyWColler I love that your OP pride pic is so ubiquitous that it gets passed around every pride month and it's just always there for any who need it.

[KMFT @ktwombley]

@ZackKorman tripping over their dicks to install the ... checking my notes... tripping over your dick machine.

[KMFT @ktwombley]

@ZackKorman @forgebitz it's ok, I asked this LLM to tell me if that LLM was lying about following the instructions to not lie.

[KMFT @ktwombley]

@SixoTF loudly insisting that the robot boy cat should fuck a robot girl bird because that's what normal regular people like me want to see in childrens television.

[KMFT @ktwombley]

@SixoTF real big tough guys can't deal with cartoon robot guys smooching

[KMFT @ktwombley]

@ZackKorman you can be sure your box never gives you a false positive if you deploy my unicorn repellant as a service

[KMFT @ktwombley]

@shenetworks if your business-critical software has changed so little that someone with 5 years experience in it doesn't have to constantly relearn it, then any halfway decent hire can pick it up in a week for sure.

If it is routinely updated then learning beats experience anyhow.

[KMFT @ktwombley]

@VicVijayakumar @RoaringHammy fr this has gotta be bait. New home construction is terrible. If I had the money to build a brand new house I hope I'd have the good sense to live someone else for ten years to make sure it's not going to collapse on my family's heads

[KMFT @ktwombley]

@VicVijayakumar @alyssaleann Surely they must have a Spanish dipping sauce which is identical to ketchup, right?!