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i just want to sit on a porch

[bug @ktxbug]

I’m finally a regular somewhere but it’s the U-Pick fruit farm

[bug @ktxbug]

I love my roommates

[bug @ktxbug]

This probably makes zero sense without context but I’m too tired to explain

[bug @ktxbug]

I told my mom I was tired and done for the day but that doesn’t matter because now I’m on hold with E*Trade

[bug @ktxbug]

Miss Rachel is my new favorite artist

[urethra franklin @bananabreadlovr]

Hunter Schafer on the $1 bill
Mamdani on the $5 bill
Lady gaga on the $10 bill
Rupaul on the $50 bill
Miss Rachel on the $100 bill

[bug @ktxbug]

All I’ve eaten for a week is pimento cheese and crackers

[bug @ktxbug]

Everyone and the Dog are on Xanax in this house

[bug @ktxbug]

@clairocoded Not the corner bed

[bug @ktxbug]

I really thought this would do numbers on twitter but whatever

[bug @ktxbug]

My boss just released 10,000 wasps in the office no joke

[bug @ktxbug]

Wait are our characters reversed?

[bug @ktxbug]

New game at work unlocked: run through the racks like a ghost while the dog chases me like pac-man

[bug @ktxbug]

I had a dream I bought a golden kiwi the size of a melon from a fruit stand, and I was so excited I mailed one to my parents too

[bug @ktxbug]

I love my dad because when I call crying he sends me game pigeon 8ball to cheer me up

[bug @ktxbug]

I want my mommy

[bug @ktxbug]

Wasps keep showing up dead in my room

[bug @ktxbug]

Halloween costume idea: one person is a dog and the other person is a “lost dog” poster. You spend the whole night asking if people have seen your dog

[bug @ktxbug]

I’m afraid to wear polyester but I put bleach on my head

[bug @ktxbug]

Bleaching my hair and I miss you

[bug @ktxbug]

I am so excited to go get ice cream with my sisters