My son and I were exchanging farts while I was changing him, I took a commanding lead then he decided to shit his diaper ... I look at him and said you think I won't?? #dadtweets#dadjokes
LIVE NOW! I’ve been drafted to Team DoorDash for the DoorDash Battle of the Brands tournament. Duo stream with @BonsaiBroz today so we get some reps on the custom tournament map. @DoorDash@DoorDashGaming#Ad
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@PaulBrown_UK Sturgill Simpson- you can have the crown
Dierks Bentley- what was I thinking
Charley Crockett- Trinity River
Riley Green- I wish grandpa's never died
Eric church- drink in my hand
Dwight yoakam- honky tonk man
There's so much more but those 1 hold a particular place w/ me
@nbc y'all can eat a bag of peacocks. I'm not paying for another streaming service even if it's to watch my favorite team play. #NFLPlayoffs#Dolphins#peacock